Bragging thread

[Tilpots]

I run a render farm with 24 12 core Mac Pros, each with 64Gb ram and 8Tb hdd. Can you top that? I use it for Cinema 4D, Maya etc...

Each Mac Pro has 3x 30" screens.

Yes. I know how to talk to females. Topped!

😀

 

[Daffodil]

Eat raw eggs to ensure that you live long! 🙂

😱 Sounds like the way to get salmonella and have an unpleasant few days, or make death more imminent, not less...

(Apologies if sarcasm-meter is broken...)


For my own bragging - I'm currently on a three-week vacation around the US!

 

[Yumunum]

😱 Sounds like the way to get salmonella and have an unpleasant few days, or make death more imminent, not less...

(Apologies if sarcasm-meter is broken...)


For my own bragging - I'm currently on a three-week vacation around the US!

Jealous!

 

[srf4real]

Since graduating from school in 1985 I've been on summer vacation.

 

[Surely]

I just ate Chinese food for dinner.



In bed.

 

[Melrose]

I've heard that, but NPH is even more awesome, loser. 😛

Wow you're a pleasant guy.

Hmmm.....reminds me of a certain sig.


I'm awesomer.😎

I said it first. I win. Plus I'm really good with the bostaff and I hunt wolverines in Alaska.

...but you can have some too 😛

 

[laurenr]

Possibly, only the females😛 will appreciate my bragging rights to this li'l piece of cuteness; she's sitting on my lap right now, between my iPad and I.😱



Even Hubby is completely besotted.🙄

 

[samiwas]

I run a render farm with 24 12 core Mac Pros, each with 64Gb ram and 8Tb hdd. Can you top that? I use it for Cinema 4D, Maya etc...

Each Mac Pro has 3x 30" screens.

So let's see...that would be 24 machines at over $10,000 each and 72 screens at around $1,800 each, for a grand total of at least $370,000. Certainly not a personal endeavor. And not sure why a render farm would have 3 screens on each computer...as that makes no sense. Not to mention that 72 30-inch cinema displays side by side would be 163' long. So yeah, I call shenanigans!

 

[Sanveann]

Possibly, only the females😛 will appreciate my bragging rights to this li'l piece of cuteness; she's sitting on my lap right now, between my iPad and I.😱

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Even Hubby is completely besotted.🙄

Awwwwwwww!

 

[laurenr]

Awwwwwwww!

I know, right?!😱😀

 

[puma1552]

I had two BM's today.

Well, that too. But I meant... you know, sex.

You had two black males?

 

[0098386]

I've been asked to give a talk at a convention later in the year, yet I secretly know nothing!

 

[JackHobbs]

I've been teaching maths to secondary age students for over twenty years. I'm still stunned that no one has tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to leave. Kids are even quiet when I teach. 😛

 

[laurenr]

I've been teaching maths to secondary age students for over twenty years. I'm still stunned that no one has tapped me on the shoulder and asked me to leave. Kids are even quiet when I teach. 😛

Now THAT'S impressive!!😀
An for the Teacher!

 

[rick snagwell]

my cat is not curious and doesn't get scared.

 

[Big-TDI-Guy]

I taught Madoff all about Ponzi Schemes while blowing housing bubbles.

 

[iLikeToDrum]

In the last month I've spent 700 on car repairs! Be jealous!

 

[iBlue]

I can burp at will.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I can burp at will.

I don't know who Will is, but I bet he's delighted...

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I had sex with the same woman for 14 years...

Blimey, that's some staying power. I bet you were both a bit sore afterwards, mind. 😱

 

[Big-TDI-Guy]

Yeah, BFD. I've had sex with the same hand for 16 years now! Top that!

 

[Jamie37211]

I found and married a hot, smart, funny, semi-sane geek girl.

 

[0098386]

I found and married a hot, smart, funny, semi-sane geek girl.

It really is the jackpot isn't it?

 

[samiwas]

I found and married a hot, smart, funny, semi-sane geek girl.

I found my hot, smart, funny and sami-sane geek girl (that I am now married to) 15 years ago on mIRC when it was still 56k modems and per minute charges and 99% of people on mIRC were smelly, socially inept, male nerds. 😎

These posts are useless without pics. 😉

 

[soco]

These posts are useless without pics. 😉

So are the women. 😀

Hiyoooooo...