What is currently stopping people having a ‘straight parade’ in your free society btw? It’s all well pointing out double standards etc but is there legislation stopping heterosexual people like you and me dancing through the streets and having a great time because we are straight?
Such celebrations of heterosexuality are going on all the time, they just don't call them, "Heterosexual Pride Parade", they call them things like, "Mardi Gras" and "Spring Break".
If they want to have a "Straight Pride Parade" that's called that, with banners and such, let them. To the extent that such a
flame pulls in hateful homophobic
moths, we will call them out on it.
When we have military / veteran's parades, it is in recognition of the service they have done for the country (facing adversity, risking their lives),
in line with the theme of the parade. When we have Gay Pride parades, it is in recognition of the fact that they have "outed themselves" even though it means putting themselves at risk of ridicule, discrimination, and even violence and death, at the hands of hateful and bigoted people. Gays and Lesbians are proud of taking that stand, and we are proud of them for taking that stand. It is
not that they're saying "homosexuality is better and we're proud of that", the pride is because they faced adversity - and the thing they have done to be proud of is intrinsically tied to the theme of the parade.
If you have a "straight pride" parade, what adversity have straight people faced
because of being straight? (Answers like, "well, Abe Lincoln is straight, and he did brave and good things" entirely miss the point, because his straightness had nothing to do with his good deeds, and furthermore he did not face adversity
because of his straightness while doing those good deeds - you wouldn't be celebrating his straightness, only his good deeds, so it'd be a "good deed pride parade", not a "straight pride parade".)
Now, if you want to simply have a celebratory "we're happy we're straight" parade, sure, go have fun (there are, indeed, many parades put on simply for fun or spectacle - the
Doo Dah Parade has always been a favorite). But understand that if you call it a "Straight Pride" parade,
to make it a contrast to the many Gay Pride parades, you're missing the point being made by the word, "pride". And amongst the attendees, you will probably get bunch a lot of people who are there not because they like straight people so much, but because they
dislike gay people so much.