Corny Jokes and One Liners

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  1. Doctor Q Administrator

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    "I see," said the blind man, as he picked up a hammer and saw.
     
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    Ever done archery blindfolded?
    You don’t know what you’re missing.
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    How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    I’m not sure, but it’s not three because my basement is still dark.
     
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    "Say what?", said the mute, as he picked up a wheel and spoke.
     
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    For the math geeks among us...

    A topologist's friend wanted to fix him up on a date.

    "You've gotta meet this woman," the friend said. "She's smart, beautiful, friendly, accomplished, kind-hearted, has a great sense of humor and a great figure, and she's rich."

    "I don't care about that," answered the topologist. "Are her ears pierced?"​
     
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    His horoscope said he shouldn't date a Taurus.
     
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    Please do-nut make such bad jokes.
     
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    MacJournal sometimes comes with good Taco Humour :)

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    Q. What do you get when you cross a unicorn and a balloon?

    A. Not a balloon.
     
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    Well, unicorns may be smart, so could be a flying unicorn :p
     

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