Why do you get so much pleasure and enjoyment out of belittling and insulting and hating those of us that have the AVP? Are you familiar with the word "schadenfreude"?The five Vision Pro users who also hate themselves must be ecstatic.
Dang that’s all? I thought it was more. That makes Eyesight seem more reasonable.You wouldn't need fancy covers like this if the front of the AVP wasn't a big heavy polished glass slab in the first place. iFixit says it's 34 grams, which doesn't sound like a lot, but it all adds up. That's about 5% of the total weight of the AVP at about 625 grams.
Sure it's not a lot, but engineers normally kill for a 5% weight savings for these devices. Simply replacing the glass front with some type of plastic Apple might be likely to use, like polycarbonate or acrylic, might drop the weight of this front piece by about 50%, down to about 16 grams, and even a 2.5% reduction in weight is the kind of thing that engineers strive for, but consider that this would be intended as only part of the redesign for removing the Eyesight hardware altogether, which would probably reduce the weight a lot more than that, though I can't find figures on the weight of the Eyesight hardware itself.Dang that’s all? I thought it was more. That makes Eyesight seem more reasonable.
It’s called a “joke”. You have taken this too literally, and frankly by how offended you are by said joke, shows how you find some truth in it. I suggest taking that scuba mask off and go to a comedy club, and learn about jokes, and how to not take comments on the internet so seriously.Why do you get so much pleasure and enjoyment out of belittling and insulting and hating those of us that have the AVP? Are you familiar with the word "schadenfreude"?
But you can still wear the AVP at comedy clubs too thoI suggest taking that scuba mask off and go to a comedy club, and learn about jokes, and how to not take comments on the internet so seriously.
…or perhaps they just have different taste to you and don’t find it aesthetically pleasing.All y’all haters are exposing your own fragility at fearing being perceived as uncool.
That’s quite a leap there. I was making fun of how ugly this thing is, and how little it should sell as a result. Sorry I didn’t spell that out in great detail in a rapid-fire joke!Why do you get so much pleasure and enjoyment out of belittling and insulting and hating those of us that have the AVP? Are you familiar with the word "schadenfreude"?
Now you can look even more ridiculous …
Dbrand today announced the launch of its new Aperture protective cover for the Apple Vision Pro, which is designed to protect the large glass display of the device.
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Made in a Voronoi style with multiple cutouts in a polyurethane material, the cover fits onto the front of the Vision Pro. The cover does not block any of the sensors or buttons on the Vision Pro, so it can be left on the device at all times, which is useful for VR games and activities that might lead you into walls.
Dbrand developed the case after seeing a 3D printed version from Kyle Goodrich, a former AR designer at Snap. Apple bundles the Vision Pro with a protective cover, but Apple's cover is designed to be in place only while the Vision Pro isn't being worn.
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The Aperture Faceplate is being sold alongside a separate Aperture Battery Holster that matches the design of the cover while also adding a clip to attach it to an item of clothing while the Vision Pro is in use. Both the Battery Holster and the Faceplate are available in black or orange.
The Aperture Faceplate alone is priced at $49, while the combo is $69. The accessories can be purchased from the Dbrand website.
Article Link: Dbrand's Always-On 'Aperture' Case Protects Your Vision Pro Without Interfering With Sensors and Buttons
instantly triggered me omg I can’t believe this got the green light lmaoMy trypophobia could never.
Interesting assertion
Would make sense given what an isolating and anti-social device it is
(all VR, not just AVP)
For everybody roasting this product's design, Dbrand is well aware. They sent out an email with this paragraph.
"Is this the ugliest product we've ever made? Better question: do enough people own a Vision Pro to care? Ten out of ten Vision Pro owners agree: Aperture might just be the key to Apple selling an eleventh Vision Pro."
Wow - the three Vision Pro owners must be hotly debating this right now.
The five Vision Pro users who also hate themselves must be ecstatic.
It’s called a “joke”. You have taken this too literally, and frankly by how offended you are by said joke, shows how you find some truth in it. I suggest taking that scuba mask off and go to a comedy club, and learn about jokes, and how to not take comments on the internet so seriously.
Ok, that is pretty funny
Even DBrand is roasting the AVP flop 😂
It's an expensive useless toy at this point. You can't deny it's been a very disappointing product so far.