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who the hell doesnt? I am on my phone 100% of the time I take a ****. I get up and one of my legs is asleep because I spent triple the amount of time on the toilet than I should have. I'll be re-learning how to walk because it is so asleep. And I'll feel good knowing I accomplished so much during those 30 minutes. Its a beautiful experience.

You should try it.

Dude! Its comforting to know that i am not the only one.
 
I take mine. Play the occasional angry birds or doodle jump, listen to a good song and browse the internet until my legs fall asleep. Thats usually a good hint that it's time to finish up. Doesn't get more peaceful.
 
playing ms. pac man is the (pardon the pun) sh!!!!t while on the toilet!

long live the iPhone 5!
 
I take mine. Play the occasional angry birds or doodle jump, listen to a good song and browse the internet until my legs fall asleep. Thats usually a good hint that it's time to finish up. Doesn't get more peaceful.

Pretty much this, there's few things in the world like a good ****.
 
who the hell doesnt? I am on my phone 100% of the time I take a ****. I get up and one of my legs is asleep because I spent triple the amount of time on the toilet than I should have. I'll be re-learning how to walk because it is so asleep. And I'll feel good knowing I accomplished so much during those 30 minutes. Its a beautiful experience.

You should try it.

omg i thought i was the only one, haha!
 
Ah cmon wtf is wrong with most of you guys, i love sitting on the toilet with my iPhone surfing the web...its not like im wiping my ass, taking a pause then wiping my ass again, no its not like that at all. I sit and do what i got to do then put my phone down and finish up and thats that
 
who the hell doesnt? I am on my phone 100% of the time I take a ****. I get up and one of my legs is asleep because I spent triple the amount of time on the toilet than I should have. I'll be re-learning how to walk because it is so asleep. And I'll feel good knowing I accomplished so much during those 30 minutes. Its a beautiful experience.

You should try it.

This!
 
who the hell doesnt? I am on my phone 100% of the time I take a ****. I get up and one of my legs is asleep because I spent triple the amount of time on the toilet than I should have. I'll be re-learning how to walk because it is so asleep. And I'll feel good knowing I accomplished so much during those 30 minutes. Its a beautiful experience.

You should try it.

Lmfaoo me too, same exact thing here...who doesnt want to enjoy their beautiful Apple product while dropping logs in the toilet..

As a matter of fact im taking a dump right now while i write this idgaf

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Reason to never touch someone else's phone! Yuck!

Do you live in a bubble? Is your iPhone in a bubble?
 
Lmfaoo me too, same exact thing here...who doesnt want to enjoy their beautiful Apple product while dropping logs in the toilet..

As a matter of fact im taking a dump right now while i write this idgaf

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Do you live in a bubble? Is your iPhone in a bubble?


Thats concentrated evil coming from your anus.
 
I either take my iphone 5 or iPad 3 with me to the bathroom. I usually browse forums (thank God for tapatalk) and multiple electronic sites such as Engadget.
 
Yep, then use said iPhone as toilet paper.

Or at least that's what a lot of you seem to think lol
 
Lmfaoo me too, same exact thing here...who doesnt want to enjoy their beautiful Apple product while dropping logs in the toilet..

As a matter of fact im taking a dump right now while i write this idgaf

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Do you live in a bubble? Is your iPhone in a bubble?

No... But I do wipe mine off daily. It's in a case with a screen protector.
 
It takes you guys that long to take a dump. I didn't know it comes out in segments for some of you. In health education, I learned it to be one solid log, that comes out in sections due to constrictions. And should only take 1-2mins.at most to clear out. I don't understand how some of you can watch a full-on movie while on the john.
 
It takes you guys that long to take a dump. I didn't know it comes out in segments for some of you. In health education, I learned it to be one solid log, that comes out in sections due to constrictions. And should only take 1-2mins.at most to clear out. I don't understand how some of you can watch a full-on movie while on the john.

Exactly, I'll skim a book and maybe play one turn on WWF, but I'm not trying to hang out in the bathroom, if you're there for more than 5 minutes you should probably change your diet or move into a smaller place since you're replacing your living room with your bathroom.
 
Exactly, I'll skim a book and maybe play one turn on WWF, but I'm not trying to hang out in the bathroom, if you're there for more than 5 minutes you should probably change your diet or move into a smaller place since you're replacing your living room with your bathroom.

All my girl friends take 2-3 minute quickie dumps.

Myself and all the guys I know take 15-20 minute dumps. I subscribe to a few magazines and pretty much the only read them whilst dumping. Or browse the intraw3bz on my phone. Keep in mind, just because we spend a lot of time on the pot doesn't mean we're actively dumping that entire time or are constipated lol.

Has anybody else ever resorted to reading backs of shampoo bottles/soap boxes when you're trying to find SOMETHING to read while dumping when you don't have your phone/magazine/book/etc? LOL
 
Has anybody else ever resorted to reading backs of shampoo bottles/soap boxes when you're trying to find SOMETHING to read while dumping when you don't have your phone/magazine/book/etc? LOL
LOL!

My phone was on the charger one time so I didn't have it with me... that was the quickest dump I have taken in a long time. Those shampoo bottles are pretty boring compared to Facebook and Youtube. :D
 
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