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do you take your iPhone 5 to the toilet?

My bathroom movements are "regular", so there is not enough time for reading material. If I bring it, it is b.c I am on a phone call :p
 
ET iPhone Home said:
It takes you guys that long to take a dump. I didn't know it comes out in segments for some of you. In health education, I learned it to be one solid log, that comes out in sections due to constrictions. And should only take 1-2mins.at most to clear out. I don't understand how some of you can watch a full-on movie while on the john.
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Lol wtf do you **** like a hamster? I have tooken like 30 mins sometimes its called clearing out
 
garageband.. making beats while passin some heat

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Bahroo said:
Lol wtf do you **** like a hamster? I have tooken like 30 mins sometimes its called clearing out
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i know man. nothing more relaxing than a long poo.. well there are select times it wasnt enjoyable.. :eek:
 
james92se said:
All my girl friends take 2-3 minute quickie dumps.

Myself and all the guys I know take 15-20 minute dumps. I subscribe to a few magazines and pretty much the only read them whilst dumping. Or browse the intraw3bz on my phone. Keep in mind, just because we spend a lot of time on the pot doesn't mean we're actively dumping that entire time or are constipated lol.

Has anybody else ever resorted to reading backs of shampoo bottles/soap boxes when you're trying to find SOMETHING to read while dumping when you don't have your phone/magazine/book/etc? LOL
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Definitely. I always read shampoo bottles, or ill clean WHILE I go to the bathroom. If I see dirt or something ill grab a towel and go to town.. HA!
 
Dartanian said:
LOL!

My phone was on the charger one time so I didn't have it with me... that was the quickest dump I have taken in a long time. Those shampoo bottles are pretty boring compared to Facebook and Youtube. :D
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I actually have done that many many times lmao
 
james92se said:
All my girl friends take 2-3 minute quickie dumps.

Myself and all the guys I know take 15-20 minute dumps. I subscribe to a few magazines and pretty much the only read them whilst dumping. Or browse the intraw3bz on my phone. Keep in mind, just because we spend a lot of time on the pot doesn't mean we're actively dumping that entire time or are constipated lol.

Has anybody else ever resorted to reading backs of shampoo bottles/soap boxes when you're trying to find SOMETHING to read while dumping when you don't have your phone/magazine/book/etc? LOL
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Seems...unhealthy to me. Yes, I've had some exceptions, but generally spend 5 or less in there. And yes, I think we're all familiar with the active ingredients in every bottle in the bathroom... :)
 
I usually check Twitter. But I will also catch up on WWF, HWF, SWF games as well. I like to take my time while I'm in the loo (as long as I'm at home).
 
I do but I'm too fast of a crapper to enjoy it. On rare occasions I may need more time but even then a lot of time I'm not feeling well enough to mess with my phone.
 
I'll sometimes be so hooked on my phone while on the pooper that I forget that I'm on the toilet and my legs start to fall asleep and cramp lol.
 
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Tile floor + water + no good place to set it down... No I do not take my phone to the toilet. I don't even take it into the bathroom.
 
I found my first iPhone in the toilet. Cleared away some fecal matter and then put it to my face. The reception stunk.
 
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