Don't forget that all the people at FedEx that stop everything they are doing to get one customer their package means that a dozen more customers aren't getting their packages on time. Without strict routes and schedules a delivery company will go out of business overnight.
Apparently, Salty, you're wrong.
I just now received a call from the local FedEx office. She had received a message from the home office about my situation, and was trying to decipher it. I explained what happened and she was very apologetic, and said that if she had been made aware yesterday she would have dispatched a truck to pickup and redeliver my package immediately. I told her that the home office had told me that they did not have the means of communicating with trucks, but this lady told me at the local level they do. She gave me the phone number at the local branch to keep on hand for any further assistance I may need. Apparently, when dealing with Apple, this number will be a valuable thing to have.