I'm sorry your poor and can't afford one. Maybe someday you will figure it out and be able to buy nice things.
Yeah dude, you nailed it. I've got four iPhone 4's in the family with the associated service contract from AT&T but I can't afford an $80 case. I feel so ashamed. If only I could scrape together $80 I could be one of the cool people and other cool people would think I'm wealthy and intelligent. This is so depressing! Seriously, 80 bucks is lunch money. Please feel free to try another argument.