Eurovision Time!!!

[gekko513]

I'm joining in a bit late... I like France!

 

[bartelby]

I have nowhere near enough booze in me or the house!



I'm watching The Naked Gun instead!

 

[Lau]

Another Wogan classic when introducing Russia: "I can remember when all Russian girls had moustaches and looked like Kruschev's mother"...

 

[Ashapalan]

I have nowhere near enough booze in me or the house!

I'm working my way through the old speckled hens. I'm praying that I can get enough down me before Britain 'entertain' the world...

 

[dcv]

I have nowhere near enough booze in me or the house!



I'm watching The Naked Gun instead!

In that case you're missing the Russian entry right now. Outfits are a cross between school uniforms and mini- nun's habits What's the bet that these girls make-out after the song?

 

[Lau]

What's the bet that these girls make-out after the song?

OMG! Well guessed, dcv. Bartelby, you totally missed that.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

I was pleasantly surprised by the Russian entry, to be honest. Much better than I thought it would be.

Anyway, the Germans are now trying a big band number. Bloody hell...

 

[edesignuk]

RUSSIA FTW!

 

[bartelby]

OMG! Well guessed, dcv. Bartelby, you totally missed that.

Damn yous!!!!

 

[dcv]

OMG! Well guessed, dcv. Bartelby, you totally missed that.

There was something rather Tatu-esque about it, I thought.

 

[Lau]

OMG, it's the Krankies.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

There was something rather Tatu-esque about it, I thought.

The BBC will have to put an apology up about that – live TV and all that, but...

Now Roland from Grange Hill's sister is singing for Serbia...

 

[bartelby]

The BBC will have to put an apology up about that – live TV and all that, but...

Now Roland from Grange Hill's sister is singing for Serbia...

Don't you mean Row-Land?

 

[dcv]

OMG, it's the Krankies.

*chokes on cider*

I'm quite intrigued by the hairdos of the "blonde" birds in the background. Most impressive. Straight roots and gravity defying curls.

 

[Lau]

It's like Farrah Fawcett.

Actually, I think this lot might actually get it on, for reals.

 

[Jaffa Cake]

Don't you mean Row-Land?

No, Rowland didn't qualify for the competition this year. A shame, as they have a reputation for producing some great music in that country.

 

[bartelby]

No, Rowland didn't qualify for the competition this year. A shame, as they have a reputation for producing some great music in that country.

Bloody Northern "humour"

 

[edesignuk]

Scratch that, it's all about the Ukraine baby!

 

[Lau]

Ukraine FTW! Now this is what Eurovision is all about. Am currently pissing myself laughing.

Woopwoop!

 

[dcv]

OMFG! The Ukranian entry... it's like O-Zone meets the Teletubbies!

 

[Jaffa Cake]

If the Ukraine doesn't win, there's no justice in the world.

Think a slimmed down Christopher Biggins wearing a roll of Bacofoil and you're halfway there.

 

[iBlue]

re: the ukraine's

OMFG I think I just had a seizure!

 

[Lau]

They were exceptionally shiny, and also have my vote, no worries.

However, am currently ashamed to be British.

 

[dcv]

OK is everyone else in the UK cringing right now?

I've not seen this before. It's.just.so.dire


EDIT: Lyrics: "would you like something to suck on for the landing Sir?" - whilst holding giant lollipop

 

[bartelby]

I'm not cringing!

What's happening now?