"There's no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. No chance." - Steve Ballmer, CEO of Microsoft.
"No wireless. Less space than a nomad. Lame." - Rob Malda, founder of Slashdot, on original iPod announcement in 2001.
"I'd shut it down and give the money back to the shareholders." - Michael Dell, founder of Dell Computers, on what he'd do if he were in charge of Apple (1997). (Responded Jobs: Were coming after you, youre in our sights.)
"The iPad sucks and is a big bag of Fail and it sucks." - the genius commenters of MacRumors.
Thanks for the entertainment everyone, but I'll put my money on Jobs.
"Nobody wants a tablet." - Steve Jobs