Dear Diary,
Oh. My. God. So I was staring out the window, you know, at Gizmodos house, when suddenly, like two thousand cops just came running in out of nowhere! I was totally freaking! I mean, what if they found that hand-made card with the sparkly unicorn I left on Jason Chens doorstep! I signed it Secret Admirer for a reason, after all. If he knew it was me, Id just die! So I grabbed my HP Ultra Dual Core Entertainment Notebook, figuring, you know, it runs Windows 7 and all, so maybe it would impress him at how cutting edge I was, and I hurried over to see what cool thing he was doing now. Oh, Diary, Ive got to eat dinner now with my stupid stepbrother, but Ill finish this right after, I PROMISE! You wont BELIEVE what happened next!