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Cool... All I need is some Hermes stickers. I am willing to pay up to 1k as long as the stickers were made in Paris j/k
 
Completely unacceptable. ONLY Rock - Paper - Scissors ??? when we ALL know it should be

Rock - Paper - Scissors - Lizard - Spock
 
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All this levity, this infantilization has no place on a cellphone or messaging platform. Fireworks, balloons, smileys, invisible ink. Apple needs to stop humanizing technology. Trying to make plain text messages show more personality and subtext is a dumb idea. Or for girls.

Yeah, every time I see someone on an iPhone playing some stupid game, I just want to knock it out of their hands. All that supposed processing power and for what? But this iMessage crap? It's the worst. I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.
 
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Hmm, but do you use the fart noises for the actual morse code, or do you use more traditional electronic beeps, with the fart noises as more of an ambient background?

I would like to have a toggle to have fart noises as ambient backgrounds during the morse code and a save feature to export it to a iMovie project.
 
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All this levity, this infantilization has no place on a cellphone or messaging platform. Fireworks, balloons, smileys, invisible ink. Apple needs to stop humanizing technology. Trying to make plain text messages show more personality and subtext is a dumb idea. Or for girls.

Yeah, every time I see someone on an iPhone playing some stupid game, I just want to knock it out of their hands. All that supposed processing power and for what? But this iMessage crap? It's the worst. I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.

Yeah, I know what you are saying.

I see people at work doing this all day long... instead of doing any actual work...
 
I would like to have a toggle to have fart noises as ambient backgrounds during the morse code and a save feature to export it to a iMovie project.
"People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"
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I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.
I fervently hope that if you do so, she leaves you, for being so childish and throwing a temper tantrum and making threats and damaging other people's possessions. I suppose that would cause her to stop sending you messages ever again. An adult would merely ask someone else to refrain from sending messages they don't want.
 
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iMessage is now FB Messenger how nice... "innovation" or running out of ideas. This mandatory year cycle of phones and OS is really starting to show. I have had iOS 10 from the first beta and the only thing that is worth using is the Lock Notes.

Imessage is now a blatant ripoff of Facebook messenger I agree
 
"People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"
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I fervently hope that if you do so, she leaves you, for being so childish and throwing a temper tantrum and making threats and damaging other people's possessions. I suppose that would cause her to stop sending you messages ever again. An adult would merely ask someone else to refrain from sending messages they don't want.

I'm capable of being more civil than the infantile adults populating this crappy world. When iOS 10 was demoed I e-mailed everyone warning them not to send me such infantile gimmicky effects. And I just sent another group e-mail reminding my friends and associates not to send me infantile iMessage effects.

And if my girlfriend did send me an iMessage effect, I would most likely break up with her instead of destroying her personal property. I did write her a very stern letter last year rebuking her when she wrote "lol" to me as I also think such phrases are infantile.
 
Do you really think there haven't been rock/paper/scissors apps on iOS before? Do you feel this shows the superiority of Android in some way? Please list which ones of those apps runs inside Apple's Messages app - that was the novel bit here.

Here's a corresponding search for iOS apps, FWIW: http://appshopper.com/search?search=rock+paper+scissors. Plenty to choose from already, if you ignore the entire point of this story.
 
Do you really think there haven't been rock/paper/scissors apps on iOS before? Do you feel this shows the superiority of Android in some way? Please list which ones of those apps runs inside Apple's Messages app - that was the novel bit here.

Here's a corresponding search for iOS apps, FWIW: http://appshopper.com/search?search=rock+paper+scissors. Plenty to choose from already, if you ignore the entire point of this story.
You completely misinterpreted my post. That other guy said it was a waste for a $750 phone to have rock paper scissors, and I was making a point that those apps have been around forever. I didn't know how to link search results from the iOS App Store, so I posted from the Google Play store instead.
 
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Is there an iOS 10 app that can explode my iPhone so it can be just like Samsung?

I can't believe the Android losers are still telling the public that the Note 7 is the best phone ever made, even after Samsung is telling their customers to turn off their phones, and especially after it burned the hands off a 6-year-old kid.

I'm sure in the next couple of weeks we will see the Samsung douche parade try to make the battery explode on an iPhone 7 by pounding it with a hammer or shooting it with an arrow. CNBC/NBC, *cough, *cough - the Samsung network, will then air the footage and proclaim iPhones also have battery problems.
 
iMessage is now FB Messenger how nice... "innovation" or running out of ideas. This mandatory year cycle of phones and OS is really starting to show. I have had iOS 10 from the first beta and the only thing that is worth using is the Lock Notes.
Funniest thing about this is that we've had Lock Notes since 9.3
 
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And take full advantage of the Stereo sound speakers on the new iPhone 7. Most Fart Apps will sound flat since they were designed with single speaker phones. Morse Commode will be a feature app highlighting iOS 10 and the new iPhone 7.


Please, someone really make this app!
 
All this levity, this infantilization has no place on a cellphone or messaging platform. Fireworks, balloons, smileys, invisible ink. Apple needs to stop humanizing technology. Trying to make plain text messages show more personality and subtext is a dumb idea. Or for girls.

Yeah, every time I see someone on an iPhone playing some stupid game, I just want to knock it out of their hands. All that supposed processing power and for what? But this iMessage crap? It's the worst. I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.

So how does this make you feel? Lets talk about your childhood. Did your parents take your GameBoy and throw it out the window?
 
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