Cool... All I need is some Hermes stickers. I am willing to pay up to 1k as long as the stickers were made in Paris j/k
Hmm, but do you use the fart noises for the actual morse code, or do you use more traditional electronic beeps, with the fart noises as more of an ambient background?
All this levity, this infantilization has no place on a cellphone or messaging platform. Fireworks, balloons, smileys, invisible ink. Apple needs to stop humanizing technology. Trying to make plain text messages show more personality and subtext is a dumb idea. Or for girls.
Yeah, every time I see someone on an iPhone playing some stupid game, I just want to knock it out of their hands. All that supposed processing power and for what? But this iMessage crap? It's the worst. I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.
"People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"I would like to have a toggle to have fart noises as ambient backgrounds during the morse code and a save feature to export it to a iMovie project.
I fervently hope that if you do so, she leaves you, for being so childish and throwing a temper tantrum and making threats and damaging other people's possessions. I suppose that would cause her to stop sending you messages ever again. An adult would merely ask someone else to refrain from sending messages they don't want.I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.
That's exactly it. I just need a name for the app. Any ideas?
Absolutely, "Morse Commode" obviously.
iMessage is now FB Messenger how nice... "innovation" or running out of ideas. This mandatory year cycle of phones and OS is really starting to show. I have had iOS 10 from the first beta and the only thing that is worth using is the Lock Notes.
"People wrote books and movies, movies that had stories so you cared whose ass it was and why it was farting, and I believe that time can come again!"
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I fervently hope that if you do so, she leaves you, for being so childish and throwing a temper tantrum and making threats and damaging other people's possessions. I suppose that would cause her to stop sending you messages ever again. An adult would merely ask someone else to refrain from sending messages they don't want.
As if there haven't been rock paper scissors apps beforePretty much. What a waste of money.
That's exactly it. I just need a name for the app. Any ideas?
Do you really think there haven't been rock/paper/scissors apps on iOS before? Do you feel this shows the superiority of Android in some way? Please list which ones of those apps runs inside Apple's Messages app - that was the novel bit here.As if there haven't been rock paper scissors apps before
https://play.google.com/store/search?q=rock paper scissors&c=apps&docType=1&hl=en
Utterly brilliant. I'd buy that in a heartbeat. You'll make a million.Don't get your hopes up. I'm currently writing an app that translates all text into Morse Code. With fart noises.
You completely misinterpreted my post. That other guy said it was a waste for a $750 phone to have rock paper scissors, and I was making a point that those apps have been around forever. I didn't know how to link search results from the iOS App Store, so I posted from the Google Play store instead.Do you really think there haven't been rock/paper/scissors apps on iOS before? Do you feel this shows the superiority of Android in some way? Please list which ones of those apps runs inside Apple's Messages app - that was the novel bit here.
Here's a corresponding search for iOS apps, FWIW: http://appshopper.com/search?search=rock+paper+scissors. Plenty to choose from already, if you ignore the entire point of this story.
Funniest thing about this is that we've had Lock Notes since 9.3iMessage is now FB Messenger how nice... "innovation" or running out of ideas. This mandatory year cycle of phones and OS is really starting to show. I have had iOS 10 from the first beta and the only thing that is worth using is the Lock Notes.
Don't get your hopes up. I'm currently writing an app that translates all text into Morse Code. With fart noises.
Absolutely, "Morse Commode" obviously.
And take full advantage of the Stereo sound speakers on the new iPhone 7. Most Fart Apps will sound flat since they were designed with single speaker phones. Morse Commode will be a feature app highlighting iOS 10 and the new iPhone 7.
All this levity, this infantilization has no place on a cellphone or messaging platform. Fireworks, balloons, smileys, invisible ink. Apple needs to stop humanizing technology. Trying to make plain text messages show more personality and subtext is a dumb idea. Or for girls.
Yeah, every time I see someone on an iPhone playing some stupid game, I just want to knock it out of their hands. All that supposed processing power and for what? But this iMessage crap? It's the worst. I told my girlfriend if she messages me even once with one of the iMessage effects, I will throw her iPhone out the window. No way I'm going to tolerate such infantile behavior.