Well I am one of them (1991) and I think you are currently sponsored by Massengill.
Oh, man, he's gonna need some burn cream to go with that.
Seriously, that guy reminds me of those insufferable fools who hate a band once it goes mainstream. They think they're better than everyone else because they "were a fan before it was cool". Absolutely the same mentality. I grew up with an Apple IIgs and begged my dad for a Newton (lol) when those were around, but I say the more the merrier. Apple is the company it is today because of all the new customers who have supported it with their dollars and grown it into what it is today.