I can afford a $5,000 U-Boat, with a lifelong battery, and won't interrupt me every 5 seconds with useless spam from twitter, my 7 email accounts or other notifications.
If I interview you for a job and your watch is beeping with notifications, it's over.
Enjoy being ridiculed by your non-nerdy and more fashionable friends, no one cares you can run a marathon, joggers and cross fitters die everyday, monitoring your health on your watch doesn't stop the truck driver whose eaten pork ribs his entire life from having an heart attack on the highway and crushing your stupid Prius into tiny bits.
You're not better than anyone else because you can afford Fad tech
You seem very jealous or angry. I can't put my finger on it but, ultimately, I'm wondering why you stopped by here and took the time to post this message. You obviously feel very strongly about your feelings.