Funny, random movie quotes

[Wzrd0715]

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood, nobody"

"Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul."

Share some of your own, GIF's, memes, etc.

 

[localoid]

"These go to eleven."

From the 1984 move, "This is Spinal Tap".

 

[yg17]

I got robbed by a sweet old lady on a motorized cart. I didn't even see it coming!

 

[ucfgrad93]

I have a bad feeling about this.

 

[PreacherKane]

"Nuke the base from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

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"Gonna give her couple of tickets to the GUNS show"

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"Dorothy Mantouth is a SAINT"

 

[wwynne23]

We're Venture Capitalists From New Hampshire.

 

[Wzrd0715]

"My thirdddddd favorite civil engineer"

"I'm out here tryin' to win a motha f***in' scholarship"

-Pineapple Express

 

[Tsuchiya]

"Leave the gun, take the cannoli"

More as I remember them.

 

[skottichan]

Walter Sobchak: That rug really tied the room together, did it not?
The Dude: ****in' A.
Donny: And this guy peed on it.
Walter Sobchak: Donny, please.
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Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable.
Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here.
The Dude: He fixes the cable?
Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

(that was probably one of the best exchanges on film)
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Jesus Quintana: Nobody ****s with the Jesus!


-(all from) The Big Lebowski

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"Nuke the base from orbit, it's the only way to be sure"

it's actually; "I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure."

 

[AustinIllini]

"We should have shotguns for this kind of deal" -Jules Winfield (Samuel L. Jackson, Pulp Fiction)

 

[Apple fanboy]

Any chance we could include the film title with each quote?
Get to the chopper

I'll be back.

Any Arnold Schwarzenegger film you ever saw.

 

[roadbloc]

"******, you ain't no ******. ******."

Django Unchained.

 

[And]

Here come two words for you: Shut the **** up.

from Midnight Run.

 

[kolax]

"AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Most movies that involve screaming.

 

[Peace]

Any line from Young Frankenstein.

 

[Tilpots]

We released ourselves on our own recognizance, maam.

-Raising Arizona

 

[Wzrd0715]

 

[PreacherKane]

"Charlie don't surf"

 

[The.316]

Great Eddie Murphy Quotes

"It was a stone groove, my man! You are, the most, righteous...Yeah right, just get the $#%^ out, man! Let's go!"

"Merry New Year!"

"I want a woman who can arouse my intellect as well as my loins!"

"Are you driving with your eyes open, or are you like using the force?"

 

[Huntn]

"Hey, hey, hey, their playing my song. Lets go kill some monsters!"

 

[macmesser]

"AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!"

- Most movies that involve screaming.

To be distinguished from "Arrrrrrrgh", as arrrrrrrghed by Robert Newton's Long John Silver in the Disney "Treasure Island" (1950), wherein he created the definitive and ubiquitous pirate's guttural meme.

ps- Ever notice how in some old foreign movies the "AAaaargghhhhhhhhhhhh!" continues for a second after the guy falling from a cliff hits the ground?

 

[twietee]

"NO SOUP FOR YOU!"

"You just cost yourself a soup!"

"No soup for you - one year!"

"You think you can get soup? Please, you're wasting everybody's time. Next!"


Gotta love Seinfeld.

 

[Shrink]

"Machete don't text" ---Machete

 

[twietee]

"Machete don't text" ---Machete

Is it THAT Machete movie I think it is? How is it?

 

[Shrink]

Is it THAT Machete movie I think it is? How is it?

It's not "Citizen Kane"...but for the genre it's fine. I'm a big Danny Trejo fan!