GAME: What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard?

[twistedlegato]

''Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time

 

[ethical]

''Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Works every time

Haha I love this one.

 

[mscriv]

"You wanna go back to my place? My mom won't be home for a few hours."

Edit:
There are some pretty funny one's here.

 

[anjinha]

"?"

It figures.

"Hey baby, wanna play Army? That's where I lay on my back and you blow the hell out of me!"

How come you didn't say my portuguese one??

 

[dmr727]

How come you didn't say my portuguese one??

Yours is the best pickup line I've ever heard!

 

[liamkp]

Theres an app for this. Some of them are pretty funny.

 

[Melrose]

How come you didn't say my portuguese one??

Do tell...

 

[anjinha]

Do tell...

"És tão boa que fazia-te um vestido de saliva!"

which means:

"You're so fine I'd do you a saliva dress!"

 

[Melrose]

"És tão boa que fazia-te um vestido de saliva!"

which means:

"You're so fine I'd do you a saliva dress!"

Oh. Wow. I dunno about a dress. Shoes, now....

 

[paddy]

Guy I know tries this occasionally; he sees a girl across the bar and signals for her to come over with his fingers. If she actually does come over to him, he says to her "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all of these!".

 

[Mr. lax]

Guy I know tries this occasionally; he sees a girl across the bar and signals for her to come over with his fingers. If she actually does come over to him, he says to her "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with all of these!".

Similar but not exactly the same;

Gesture for her to come over, then when she does.. "I knew if i fingered you long enough you could come"

Works everytime

 

[b o b]

"Can I call you Eeyore? Cause I would donkey punch that ass all night"

 

[Darth.Titan]

"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed." <- My favorite

"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"

"Your father must have been a criminal, because he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes..."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I spend some time up between the holidays?"

Unfortunately, I could go on...

 

[piixel]

My best pick-up line: Hey baby, check out my iPhone 4. <___<

 

[-aggie-]

"That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed." <- My favorite

"Nice shoes. Wanna f**k?"

"Your father must have been a criminal, because he stole the stars and put 'em in your eyes..."

"If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg was Christmas, could I spend some time up between the holidays?"

Unfortunately, I could go on...

I assume you're still single.

 

[liamkp]

"Do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."

 

[Melrose]

"Is that a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can sure see myself in there."

"You know what would look great on you? ..."

 

[liamkp]

"Is that a mirror in your pants? 'Cause I can sure see myself in there."

"You know what would look great on you? ..."

XD The first ones my fav so far!

 

[anjinha]

it's funny how there's a very fine line between the best and worst pickup lines.

 

[XnavxeMiyyep]

If I asked you to go home with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

 

[Melrose]

If I asked you to go home with me, would your answer be the same as your answer to this question?

I like that one very much.

 

[SlovakApple]

"Do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."

My favourite so far.

 

[Abstract]

Actually, I think some of these are the best pick-up lines ever.

 

[ethical]

Actually, I think some of these are the best pick-up lines ever.

I agree! I'm going out tonight...might have to see how they go down

 

[SlovakApple]

You have to keep us updated how it went, ethical. If you are successful, I might use some of those.