GAME: What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard?

[Abstract]

Back in my high school days (in the '90s):
"Here's a quarter. Call your mom and tell her you're not coming home tonight."



If a girl says you're funny, tell her: "If you think I'm funny now, wait until you see me naked!"

 

[hazza.jockel]

"Do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."

hahaha

best one yet

 

[anjinha]

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

 

[liamkp]

My favourite so far.

hahaha

best one yet

Thanks.

I agree! I'm going out tonight...might have to see how they go down

How'd it go?

 

[liamkp]

Any more?

 

[renewed]

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

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This is a "piropo" or spanish flirtatious line.

'Tantas curvas y yo sin frenos" or " So many curves yet my brakes aren't working".

 

[Mexbearpig]

How'd it go?

I'm guessing he hasn't been able to get out of bed for the past few days .

 

[anjinha]

See? It works!!

 

[ethical]

I'm guessing he hasn't been able to get out of bed for the past few days .

Hahaha

One of my friends had just passed basic training for the RAF, so we went out to celebrate. I brought up this thread and we decided to make a game of it... whoever could get the most positive response from the stupidest lines won.

Up until the point my memory of the night ends (I woke up in my garden, with my friend sleeping on a deck chair....hmm...), I said to a girl "your dad must've been a criminal, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" (it was the only one i could remember ). It got me a grin, and a short convo with the girl (mainly her laughing at my cheesy line), but then we moved on

Then we played "Hi have you met Ben?" (the RAF guy), with every girl we saw as we walked down the street. If you've watched how i met your mother you'll get it

 

[TSE]

"Hey... you like peanut butter?"

"Umm... I guess so...?"

"Wanna f**k?"

 

[SlovakApple]

Timeless classic. Also available in other versions: You have nice shoes/dress/hairdo etc..

 

[liamkp]

I'm guessing he hasn't been able to get out of bed for the past few days .

Hahaha

One of my friends had just passed basic training for the RAF, so we went out to celebrate. I brought up this thread and we decided to make a game of it... whoever could get the most positive response from the stupidest lines won.

Up until the point my memory of the night ends (I woke up in my garden, with my friend sleeping on a deck chair....hmm...), I said to a girl "your dad must've been a criminal, because he stole the stars and put them in your eyes" (it was the only one i could remember ). It got me a grin, and a short convo with the girl (mainly her laughing at my cheesy line), but then we moved on

Then we played "Hi have you met Ben?" (the RAF guy), with every girl we saw as we walked down the street. If you've watched how i met your mother you'll get it

You should have used mine!

 

[spiritlevel]

Do you have any Irish in you?

No.

Do you want some?

 

[chrmjenkins]

What time does your alarm go off? I need to be up early for work.

 

[liamkp]

Do you have any Irish in you?

No.

Do you want some?

Hahahaha. Im Irish.

What time does your alarm go off? I need to be up early for work.

Hahaha.

 

[liamkp]

Heres some more funny ones:

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"

"Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no']

Because I think you're the bomb!"

"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!"

"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"

"Was your daddy a farmer? [she answers]

Because I'm lovin' those melons!"

 

[appleguy123]

I wish I had brought my library card, because I'm checking you out.

 

[Ttownbeast]

Hahahaha. Im Irish.

Hahaha.

Want some more? LOL

 

[SlovakApple]

Heres some more funny ones:

"Hey, do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checkin' out ma' package!"

"Are your parents from Iraq? [followed by 'no']

Because I think you're the bomb!"

"I may be no Flinstone, but I can make your bed rock!"

"I love every bone in your body... especially mine!"

"Was your daddy a farmer? [she answers]

Because I'm lovin' those melons!"

Lol, those are hilarious!

 

[liamkp]

Want some more? LOL

LOL.

Ill try and find some more:


"Is your daddy a pirate?" [she says 'no, why?']

"You could have fooled me with booty like that."

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?"
or
Ask to look at her shirt tag, then say "Just checkin' if you were made in Heaven.

"Do I know you? Because I'm having a hard time recognizing you with your clothes on."

"Are we related? Do you want to be?"

"My love for you is like the Energizer bunny, it keeps going and going."

 

[followme]

Pick up lines work best after you are already in a working relationship.

I would imagine that from everything I've heard, a lot of girls would prefer a simple "hi" or "hey" and a quick self-introduction. The pick-up thing seems like a game.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

P.S. Seinfeld reference in there.

 

[spoon man]

My two greats liners are as follows.....

Hi is your name Gillette???? (pause for a second then say) Because your the best a man can get .

Are you a cement mixer ??? (once again pause for a second or two then say)
Because your making me well hard .

 

[Theclamshell]

My best pick-up line: Hey baby, check out my iPhone 4. <___<

I assume you're still single.

These fit together well

Oh yea, the pickup line

are you wearing spacepants cuz that ass is out of this world

 

[oilers15]

"Do you work at Subway, cause you just gave me a footlong."

my favorite so far

 

[liamkp]

my favorite so far

Thanks.