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GAME: What is the worst pick up line you've ever heard?
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"Do you have a library card, cos I'm checking you out."
"Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong."
My favorite...my friend (jokingly) used both of them. The girl laughed her ass off.
"Do you work at subway? Because you're giving me a footlong."
My favorite...my friend (jokingly) used both of them. The girl laughed her ass off.
" this club sucks , wanna come to my place and suck me ? "
" i am bored, lets go **** "
" you remind me of my mother" ( tries to hug me while sobbing )
" Bouncey bouncey ? "
> note all these men were drunk and complete strangers , not sure how many were serious
" i am bored, lets go **** "
" you remind me of my mother" ( tries to hug me while sobbing )
" Bouncey bouncey ? "
> note all these men were drunk and complete strangers , not sure how many were serious
Back when I was a senior in high school, a group of us were standing around talking on the hotel balcony during an out of town field trip. A guy said to a pretty girl in the group "Did it hurt?" going for the typical "Did it hurt falling from heaven" thing. The kicker, though, was she had just been talking about her first time having sex, and she (like everyone else in the group) thought that's what he was asking about and was like "umm... not really..." followed by a seriously awkward moment as he explained what he was going for and that he had expected her to say "did what hurt?"
I don't know has this been said earlier but: "Nice legs, what time do they open?" 
A friend of mine has actually used that couple of times though he was never sober
A friend of mine has actually used that couple of times though he was never sober I don't know has this been said earlier but: "Nice legs, what time do they open?"
Ahaha I'd never heard that one before! Definitely one of my favourites now.
Some hood rat at Six Flags years ago in High School approached me with, "Aye, mah gurl ova thay'err wanna holla at chu!"
FAIL = her
FAIL = her
