got the snip today!!!

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  1. redgaz26 macrumors 68020

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    got the snip today. Not as bad as I thought. Two jags then they cut you open tie a couple of knots in your tubes and send you home. Been painful for a couple of hours but a few vodkas have helped !!!!!!!!
    Anyone else had it???
    Hope the pain isn't waiting for tomorrow??????
     
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    Some things are better left unwritten. ;)
    Can't say if it is good or bad that you can no longer reproduce.
     
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    I have no plans to join the fraternity ;)

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    my father in law sent me that last night.
    It's very good I can no longer reproduce. I've got enough already.
    Once I'm better I have to get the remaing you know what out of me???????
    Hope my gf is ready lol.
    Might swap my iPhone for a siemens.
    ( not funny!!!!!!!! )
     
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    Remember, if your voice goes up, you have only yourself to blame. :eek:
     
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    *suicide*
     
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    Actually, I act freaked out, but I think I always assumed that I may do the same when I'm older.


    So are you awake for the procedure? I would be too afraid of other things falling out in the process.
     
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    I shuddered reading this - and felt my knees tighten together! :eek: Hope the vodka helps! ;)
     
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    Thank god I am a girl. I actually have no idea why I even came into this thread and now I'm leaving............
     
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    <ipodtouchy333 heads off to the natural childbirth thread>

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    I was hoping this thread was about a recent hair cut! BUT NOOO AHHH
    *grabs crotch and runs away*
     
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    For me, it would be, "No Chance No Way"

    Problem will be, you and the wife will have to work out other plans for a few months, as I have heard it from someone who add this done, that his wife got pregnant 1 month after the work was done. Lets just say, not all the money has been taken out of the bank. ;)
     
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    Some judicious home-work should remedy that problem. ;)
     
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    Follow your DR's advice and stay on your back for at least 24 hrs to recover - (nuts can become avocados if you don't)
     
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    yikes :eek:
     
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    I made the same decision as you and had it done. 12 years ago and no problems.
     
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    ^^^I like the triple ouch action going on there.

    His wang needs tequila shots fed directly to it. Just don't add the salt or lemon wedge. :eek:
     
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    Does everyone realize that every time you reply to this, it shows your name in the forum spy beside "got the snip today" :D
     
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    I loathe children, so the thought has crossed my mind. But I decided against it.

    Oh and I say loathe children, until I pick one up and then I get cute. But if it starts to cry I am putting it down and walking away.
     
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    Topics like this always remind me of situation I observed many years ago.

    A place where I was assigned, was without spouses, so many decided then was the time to get the snip. Unfortunately, the procedure was not like it is today. Many had problems. Almost everyones bearings swelled.

    However, the one that will stick in my mind forever, is the one fellow who's bearings swelled to the size of a grapefruit. :eek:

    Luckily for him, the swelling went down in a few days.

    :D

    Don't think I will be joining that club and remain as nature intended. :p
     
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    I'm am happy with my full abilities that nature kindly bestowed upon me, and I have the self control to ensure their continued existence within my physical being.

    Birth control isn't that expensive :D

    No, I think he's safe... He didn't mention having anything *removed* so much as just detached..
     

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