got the snip today!!!

[Sun Baked]

Well at least you still have them, or we'd be wondering what social networking site you were visiting when the parents finally caught you.

 

[CMD is me]

wow. there is really a lot of useless info on the web... so i added a useless reply 😉

 

[Cybix]

bugger, I thought this was an "i got fired" thread.

urgh

 

[Prof.]

It's a good thing I'm gay and don't have to worry about impregnating a woman.😎


😀

 

[BlakTornado]

It's a good thing I'm gay and don't have to worry about impregnating a woman.😎


😀

Sorry, another Family Guy song moment...




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nJFegiQRK60

hehe gotta love Family Guy 😛

 

[Consultant]

I loathe children, so the thought has crossed my mind. But I decided against it.

Oh and I say loathe children, until I pick one up and then I get cute. But if it starts to cry I am putting it down and walking away.

Gotta use birth control. 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0

 

[Prof.]

Gotta use birth control. 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0

OMFG just smack the f'ing kid.😡

I had really bad ADHD when i was a child and when I acted up like that, I got the wooden spoon on my butt and tabasco in my mouth. Parents are too lenient on their kids these days.

 

[spork183]

OMFG just smack the f'ing kid.😡

I had really bad ADHD when i was a child and when I acted up like that, I got the wooden spoon on my butt and tabasco in my mouth. Parents are too lenient on their kids these days.

You and Mike Savage, baby. Just slap those obnoxious little autistic brats. LOL

True story: Really odd kid diagnosed with Aspergers (low end of the autistic spectrum). Teacher gave him a desk with his own little cubby area at the back of the classroom because he worked better there. Substitute came in one day and informed the staffroom that that kid just sat in the back all day, "playing with his petunia". We gave flowers to the teacher the next day...

Almost everyones bearings swelled.
However, the one that will stick in my mind forever, is the one fellow who's bearings swelled to the size of a grapefruit.

Doogie Howser walks in to do my procedure and before I can stop myself I ask him if he's old enough to do these. He proceeds to carry on, having to stop 4 times to inject more pain killer because evidently my testicles have a low pain threshold. When he finishes and leaves, the scrub nurse, who was old enough to be Mary's midwife, looks at me and says, "I never saw it done like that before."

When I went back in to see the Dr. about the hematoma, he cupped and squeezed. I told him if he touched me again, I'd clock him.

 

[blackfox]

Guess I need to review anatomy - but I thought tube-tying was the female procedure...

In any case, I might consider such later in life, depending...for now, I feel my genes are too awesome to forsake the chance to pass on.

 

[Abstract]

...having to stop 4 times to inject more pain killer because evidently my testicles have a low pain threshold.

I don't think you're alone. 😉

 

[redgaz26]

Actually, I act freaked out, but I think I always assumed that I may do the same when I'm older.


So are you awake for the procedure? I would be too afraid of other things falling out in the process.

yes your awake only takes 20 minutes, dont get me wrong it aint the most pleasent 20 minutes but not as bad as I had imagined.
had a good sleep last night and feel fine today🙂

 

[Abstract]

How long before you can pee, comfortably sit down, ride a horse, wank, [insert other activities involving the sack/penis/perineum]? 😕

 

[sushi]

Gotta use birth control. 😉
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xWkZ_StRjU0

Good video.

Should show to everyone who is sexually active. 🙂

He proceeds to carry on, having to stop 4 times to inject more pain killer because evidently my testicles have a low pain threshold.

For some reason, I don't think you are alone in this regard.

On a side note, I've snipped a few bearings. I grew up on the farm and have done many cattle, pigs and helped with horses. 🙂

for now, I feel my genes are too awesome to forsake the chance to pass on.

🙂

yes your awake only takes 20 minutes, dont get me wrong it aint the most pleasent 20 minutes but not as bad as I had imagined. had a good sleep last night and feel fine today🙂

Thanks for the feedback.

 

[redgaz26]

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How long before you can pee, comfortably sit down, ride a horse, wank, [insert other activities involving the sack/penis/perineum]? 😕

took me 12 hours to pee. I don't ride horses and I'll let the bruising go away before attempting a wank!!!!
Hope my gf doesn't read this lol

 

[arkitect]

Hope my gf doesn't read this lol

Well just tell her it's Doctor's orders… 😉

 

[sparkyms]

Being only 21, I don't think I'm ready to comprehend doing something like this to myself, but fair play for having *ahem* the balls to do it.

Would I be right in saying that the procedure is (somewhat) reversible?

It is pretty amazing though that this can all be done in as little as 20minutes.

But yeah... Nice one! 😀

 

[MrSmith]

I have no idea what kind of response you are seeking...

 

[Silver-Fox]

Errr, what are we suppose to say!! lol😱

 

[MrSmith]

Would I be right in saying that the procedure is (somewhat) reversible?

Apparently so...

 

[Motley]

Could be worse. Two days after my brother got snipped (two kids was enough) his four year old gave him a nice swift kick to the 'ole bean bag.

Swelled up to the size of oranges they did.😱

 

[sparkyms]

Apparently so...
+attachment

HAHAHA thats class!!

 

[spork183]

Would I be right in saying that the procedure is (somewhat) reversible?

In my case, he snipped a section out of both tubes, cauterized the ends, and then in a stroke of painful genius, cut secondary incisions in the side of the sack and sewed one end of each tube into the side of the sack. This was not what my mandatory educational class demonstrated, and no, I don't think it would be reversible...

Pure coincidence that currently in the Windows on Mac forum is the
Family Tree Maker on the Mac thread...

 

[sparkyms]

No wonder you wanted to clock the bastard!

 

[scotthayes]

Having the snip is the one and only time men should talk to other men about their nuts/ball/bollocks (take your pick on your favourite name for them)

I had it 12 years ago, took 4 sessions to convince the doctor to do it, I was 26 at the time, no kids and only just married but I did have very good reasons for having it done.

The worst part for me, the day after I had to go back for a quick check up to make sure all was ok. Walked in to the doctors office and there stood the hottest doctor you could imagine. She was only a few years older than me and was stunningly pretty with a fantastic body. I nearly ran back out but as I was walking like John Wayne so decided not to.

However there is one part everyone who has it must suffer. The delivery of the samples for them to check it has worked. my advice, just had over the little brown package with your sample in it and RUN!!!

Oh and another funny story. My Dad had it done when I was about 4 and shall we say I was the perfect hight for things to go badly wrong. The day after he had it, for some reason I was in a crazy mood and I ran at full speed to my Dad expecting him to grab me and throw me in the air. He wasn't paying attention and I couldn't stop in time and ran head first in to... Well, I'll let you guess where I headbutted him!!!

 

[Prof.]

Guess I need to review anatomy - but I thought tube-tying was the female procedure...

They cut the tubes in a male and tie the tubes in a female.😉