When I was bodyboarding one time at the beach the wave crashed... the bodyboard was attached to my wrist and I was tumbling all the way to the shore. Gah... I felt horrible. In 5 minutes I was back in the surf though.
I went into the water at Myrtle Beach at high tide and didn't make it past the critical-at-high-tide first three feet or so and got hammered right onto the rocks. I thought my wrist was broken, but luckily it wasn't. However, sand was in
every imaginable place; up my nose, in my hair, pants, ass, everywhere. It took half an hour or more in the shower to get rid of everything.
I've been pretty fortunate with my (lack of) injuries. I'd say the worst was when my ankle "collapsed." You know, when you step with the outer part of your foot by accident. Well I fell right over at bat in gym class (the hit wasn't too bad; could've easily made it to first base), and looked pretty stupid. It hurt like hell, but I didn't say anything. By the end of the day, I could hardly walk. It hurt so badly to walk on that ankle. I had to crawl into my house. The pain was gone in a day or two. I'm thinking it was a minor sprain.
I've been hit in the face by various items, many times right on the tip of the nose. Once it was a fully-loaded bungee cord; the small ones you use for camping. That was really terrible.
I also fell on some stairs at a playground once. Right on the gut. I couldn't breathe effectively for a minute. I thought I was going to suffocate.
Just a few days ago, I stepped a a stray charcoal briquette at (Corn Hill on Cape Cod) that was very hot; it came from a fire my neighbor setup. Man, can he make a fire. Anyways, I thought I was stepping on a stick 'til the pain got worse, then I finally moved my foot.
This probably sounds really weird, but I've always wanted to know what it feels like to get shot.