Silly games like football, baseball, or hockey? God forbid you actually make contact with another person. I'm guessing your childhood was full of stimulating games of speed chess followed up with late nights masturbating to the latest issue of National Geographic's Tribes of the African Amazon issue.
And come talk to me when you eventually have kids of your own and you cannot seem to understand why they don't snap to attention & listen to your every word the moment they emerge from the womb. Despite your beliefs, keeping your spawn inline is easier said than done. But for the record, my kids are actually very well behaved, but they are still just kids.
Show me a parent who can reason with a child under the age of 3 & I will show you a unicorn flying out of my ass. The two just don't exist.
I stand by my comment. Children are beasts and not worth the effort.