And I want it to have control over space lasers, to pop any strange balloons that might be floating over my property.
I have an iphone SE3 and an iphone 11. And the 14 Pro Max. I notice differences in size and weight among them and of course I notice display differences. But in actual use, unless I'm taking photos or videos, it's honestly all the same to me. It's the same damn phone in different sizes with a different camera system attached.
I can't imagine what Apple could or would do to make it worth all the extra moolah they want to charge for something that's going to be extra Extra.
At least with my S23 Ultra I get built in pen functionality (and the pen also works as a remote control for the camera).
There's also split screen multi tasking. You can even hook it up to a monitor and keyboard via Dex and have it work as a computer, (though I don't bother with that and few people do). There are other features and differences, because the Galaxy Ultra has a specially tailored version of Android to give it unique functionality not readily amenable to smaller and cheaper designs.
Other than different materials, a different size class and something extra with the cameras, how is Apple going to make this thing worthy of a new classification? What's the point? Will it have a customized version of iOS to give people something truly different and truly superlative?