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Guys: Must You Use a Urinal or Will Anywhere Suffice?
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Indeed, it's the real source of "penis envy."
I've done this on road trips:
No rest areas, gas stations or bushes in sight, so what's a guy to do? You can't just pee on the interstate, that will attract a lot of unwanted attention. My solution was to pop the hood and pretend to check for problems, all the while peeing on the front tire.On hindsight, I think it might have been wiser to just pee in a cup or a bottle.
That is an interesting strategy... but a spare bottle I think is better. *cue Dumb & Dumber scene when the cop pulls them over*
Yeah, anyone can with one of these
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_urination_device
Though I've heard about some women managing it without.
It's a hell of a lot more awkward and runs a higher risk of pissing on yourself somehow imo.
rooftops yes,rooftops?
Electrified train tracks?
electrified train tracks are not a problem in Australia, all the wires are overhead
Pissing somewhere discrete is different to going down the side of a wall on a footpath. In a bush you wouldn't really notice it, but when you piss down the side of a wall, one that people walk past....it's flows down the pavement and that's too far imo.
The best though is standing in a large open place, like a field, and letting it all flow out!
The best though is standing in a large open place, like a field, and letting it all flow out!
As a guy I can understand that if it's necessary one can just whip it out and go anywhere. This doesn't mean you shouldn't at least try to hold it in.
Maybe the extreme expression of this behavior is just a precursor to the need for early adult diapers
Maybe the extreme expression of this behavior is just a precursor to the need for early adult diapers
I've managed to get this far in my life without doing it, and I don't intend on starting soon. I think it's filthy and wouldn't unless it was absolutely unavoidable.
I've pissed on my friend's car during winter on more than one occasion.
I usually hold mine untill i get to a bathroom But one time i was coming back from a nightclub with some friends and newly made friends and got pulled over by the police.
I really had to go and it was bad because the officer told me to stand still and i couldn't. So i had to pee in a water bottle
But one time i was coming back from a nightclub with some friends and newly made friends and got pulled over by the police.I really had to go and it was bad because the officer told me to stand still and i couldn't. So i had to pee in a water bottle
Artie Lange's got a
When I'm out drinking and we're walking between pubs/clubs, I'll usually have to take a leak midway. Not bothered.. I'll choose a dark ally or behind something.
I play golf, and half way round, I need a piss. I drink two bottles of Lucozade Sport when I play golf (my course is hilly as heck..) so I got plenty of liquids inside me. Luckily, around the 11th hole, there's some woods, so I just go up behind a tree and water it.
When I was on a lads holiday in Majorca (Spain), the lad I was sharing a room with had just broken up with his girlfriend a few days before we left. Anyway, this is our first night there, we all went out, got wasted, and eventually found our way back to our hotel at around 1am (early.. because we had just travelled 3 hours on a plane). The lad I was sharing with took a bucket and sat on the balcony and proceeded to throw up. After a few hurls, he began to move back and fourth, saying, "I've got to get through this..". In my drunken mind, I assumed he was talking about his breakup. I began to need a piss really badly.. and I was convinced that if I left him, he might jump off the balcony. So I pissed off our 5th floor balcony at around 1:30am. My mate didn't see it, and after a few more hurls, he went back into the room and crashed. Wasn't until the next day I realised that below our balcony on the ground was the hotel bar, and it was open till 2am.
I play golf, and half way round, I need a piss. I drink two bottles of Lucozade Sport when I play golf (my course is hilly as heck..) so I got plenty of liquids inside me. Luckily, around the 11th hole, there's some woods, so I just go up behind a tree and water it.
When I was on a lads holiday in Majorca (Spain), the lad I was sharing a room with had just broken up with his girlfriend a few days before we left. Anyway, this is our first night there, we all went out, got wasted, and eventually found our way back to our hotel at around 1am (early.. because we had just travelled 3 hours on a plane). The lad I was sharing with took a bucket and sat on the balcony and proceeded to throw up. After a few hurls, he began to move back and fourth, saying, "I've got to get through this..". In my drunken mind, I assumed he was talking about his breakup. I began to need a piss really badly.. and I was convinced that if I left him, he might jump off the balcony. So I pissed off our 5th floor balcony at around 1:30am. My mate didn't see it, and after a few more hurls, he went back into the room and crashed. Wasn't until the next day I realised that below our balcony on the ground was the hotel bar, and it was open till 2am.
I will pretty much always try to find a bathroom. Not to say that I *haven't* gone beside a building or in the bushes or whatever...but I don't make a regular habit of it. I guess I don't do that much drunken staggering between bars.
When I was in London a few years ago, we used the DLR to get to work each day from our hotel. In the station across the street from the hotel, there was an elevator to get to the second level. I swear that someone used that elevator as a bathroom every morning. Every morning there was a little wetness in the corner and it reeked like piss. That is NOT OK. I don't care how bad you have to go and want to hide...an elevator is not the place to do it!
When I was in London a few years ago, we used the DLR to get to work each day from our hotel. In the station across the street from the hotel, there was an elevator to get to the second level. I swear that someone used that elevator as a bathroom every morning. Every morning there was a little wetness in the corner and it reeked like piss. That is NOT OK. I don't care how bad you have to go and want to hide...an elevator is not the place to do it!
Now we see woman doing it in public. even right in the back isles of stores. one video of a woman texting and peeing on the floor of a convince store. A good video of a woman letting go on the sidewalk with everyone around and a old guy kicked in the a$$ while she was at it.
There's a homeless woman that regularly goes in broad daylight in a park near where I live...she squats behind bushes that hide her from the road but expose her to all the apartments next to the park....I guess she's more worried about avoiding cops than giving the residents an (unwanted) show.
I work outside in places where there are no toilets. 'Nuff said there, but I am usually a prude about using toilets when they are available.
I work outside in places where there are no toilets. 'Nuff said there, but I am usually a prude about using toilets when they are available.