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Guys: Must You Use a Urinal or Will Anywhere Suffice?

I had a room mate I once lived with who would only piss off our front deck which is on second story (no neighbors can see/dirt road). We would literally be in the living room playing Tiger Woods or something, he would pause, walk right past the bathroom, through the kitchen out to the porch and piss off the side. I laughed so much at this behavior.

I, as a guy go anywhere I can if I need to. But I am also polite enough to try and hide slightly so as not to make others feel uncomfortable. Plus, I try to be far enough away so no one talks to me because I hate talking to a guy when I am holding my ****.
 
advres said:
I had a room mate I once lived with who would only piss off our front deck which is on second story (no neighbors can see/dirt road). We would literally be in the living room playing Tiger Woods or something, he would pause, walk right past the bathroom, through the kitchen out to the porch and piss off the side. I laughed so much at this behavior.

I, as a guy go anywhere I can if I need to. But I am also polite enough to try and hide slightly so as not to make others feel uncomfortable. Plus, I try to be far enough away so no one talks to me because I hate talking to a guy when I am holding my ****.
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Hopefully he's never pinched a loaf off the deck. :eek:
 
I wouldn't put it past him. I had to move out when he went crazy and jumped out of a car window onto pavement with flip-flops doing 70mph. Yeah, after that episode I realized we should go our separate ways. The pissing should have been an omen :eek:
 
What a silly thread :p

When in nature (hiking in the woods, or even a private property if it's big enough) I will go off the beaten path where I won't be seen, if I need to relieve myself.

In the city, I will wait for an opportunity to use a bathroom. Thankfully I've only rarely (once?) had to relieve myself somewhere "inappropriate", and that was in a parking lot of an abandoned motel off a highway, in winter, at night, in the middle of nowhere.

I would not urinate in public or anywhere that people are likely to pass by (e.g. walls, garbage cans, sidewalks, or anywhere in the city). A previous poster mentioned the stink inside an elevator -- I would never contribute to that. Nevermind that it's just plain rude!
 
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abijnk said:
It's not easy for me to aim, even when squatting, so I like my toilets. :) Depending on your anatomy (i.e. the size and layout of your labia) it can be easier or harder.
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Oh, yeah... I didn't think of that. :confused: I guess that would have something to do with it. Ergo, why some women can and some can't without considerable practice. Still, better safe than sorry I guess..
 
Melrose said:
Oh, yeah... I didn't think of that. :confused: I guess that would have something to do with it. Ergo, why some women can and some can't without considerable practice. Still, better safe than sorry I guess..
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What's the big deal, just remove your panties, do the splits, and go. :)
 
This thread reminds me of when Woo urinates on Dude's rug in The Big Lebowski. (at least I'm housebroken) I have been known to use an alley or two after a night of drinking.

It also reminds me of the scene in Buffalo 66 when all the guy wants to do is take a leak but can't for the first 20 minutes of the movie. That was about as long as I could stand to watch of that flick anyway.
 
ohaithar said:
What's the worse they can do to you if the police catches you peeing in public in like a bush or something? (to a 17 year old)
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In the world of being an adult, if you get caught urinating in an alley and you are not excessively corporative to the law enforcement that catches you, you could very well become a sex offender. That means you would have to walk about every neighborhood you move into (EVER) and let the residences of said neighborhood know that you are a sex offender.

I guess just don't get caught, or go in an alley that you know you will not be bothered in, or pee your pants like Billy Madison.
 
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