Your metaphors are really hard to get, indeed. The only thing I got from your post is that Apple is not "looking for products to sell". I think Apple shareholders should be concerned.
Honestly it's just a funny post (thus the mixed metaphors) but I do feel sorry for Samsung and the people who buy them. As a company they really are a company no one loves and few like. And mostly the people who like them are employed in some dumb sales role for them. But if you like shilling for Korean companies that steal technology - be my guest.