If Apple releases a black MBP, I can already imagine the introduction at a keynote:
Jony Ives: "When we....were creeaating the new Pro....we thooought about the history...of America...of California...of Apple. And what could we make that is mooah beautiful...more simpler...than black? Black is beautiful my friends. We had an entiyah movement about it...and we thought 'you know...black IS beautiful..we made our iPhones black...our iPads black...' and I went to Phil and I said: Phil...why are we oppressing the MacBook pro??? and Phil said Oh god Jony...Black is beautiful! I said YES I KNOW.
Ladies and gentleman, the new MacBook Midnight. The simplicity of darkness with the complexity of Pro. Because Inside of Darkness....life is born.
We have like fourteen commercials, and Id like to show you all them now. Twice.