Okay, I'll try, but...
How do you uninstall all the print drivers? Told you I'm a dork.
Has it occurred to you to delete all printers, reset the print system and then reinstall the print drivers and software (possibly from Epson)?
The built in drivers don't work properly with all printers. I had to hack and reload drivers to get my networked Canon MX860 to work properly but it really wasn't that big of a deal. Additionally Canon have now updated most of their printer drivers to be compatible with Snow Leopard so I wouldn't be surprised if Epson did the same.
How do you uninstall all the print drivers? Told you I'm a dork.