Care to elaborate? Just going off your technical skills, or lack thereof, what exactly in you mind makes SL "for the birds." All SL is for the most part is 10.5 tweaked. Are you really going back to Tiger?
I also want to uninstall SL. I have several reasons, but the most significant one is that I can't use my (HP) printer, a Laserjet 1300n. There are no drivers for it (nor for many other HP printers) in SL. Both Apple and HP say it will be a while before there will be drivers for many of the HP printers.
Also Norton antivirus doesn't work with SL.
All in all, I don't find it an advantage to have SL; I have not seen any big pluses or advances in speed, but have these two big problems for which there are officially no solutions from Apple.
So, how to uninstall SL?