Haha I'm just glad more and more people are reporting them bending. Mine is slightly bent and I don't care but it seems like there are a ton of fanboys on this forum, plus other Apple forums, that refuse to believe it.
As soon as somebody says they bent their phone the response is always "you shouldn't have sat on it."
I don't think anyone "refuses to believe it." Rather, I think we're just trying to figure out exactly what's happening so that we can avoid it ourselves. Problem is, if you ask any questions you get branded an "Apple fanboi who refuses to believe it" or worse an idiot or a troll.