OP seems to have gone to bed which is a shame because I had a good time trying to figure out if he was serious or a parody. Just when I thought maybe someone really could be that delusional he'd throw something in there that made me think he was in on the joke. Oh well.
My favorite part was the repeated references to a massive plan to really stick it to Apple and punish them somehow. I just kept picturing GOB at the beach trying to throw the envelope into the ocean in a grand gesture from Arrested Development. Personally, I love the idea of some frustrated person just showing up in Cupertino a month from now with their watch and throwing it at one of the buildings on Apple's campus and screaming profanities.
He was serious. I'm sure the entertainment will continue tomorrow