I genuinely HATE this machine. HATE it.
I suppose I should add that this is a 15" Late 2016 2.9Ghz 4 core rMBP w/ 16GB dram and 2.0TB SSD running 10.12.2.
This is probably by 20th Mac laptop, starting with a PowerBook 140 back when the world was black and white and George HW Bush was president, Bill Clinton had just met Paula Jones as Governor of Arkansas and Barack Obama was still in college. That PowerBook replaced a Mac Portable. Having used Macs for 33 years and Mac laptops for 26+, it would be fair to say I'm a loyal Mac user.
I love the build quality, as always. Except my "b" key is becoming unresponsive after about 90 days of use. Soon I'm going to have to get it fixed, which I understand may cost me use of my machine for a week.
I do like that the thing is thinner than my 2015 15" rMPB, but I was OK with the last one. The "thinness" lost me MagSafe, Thunderbolt and "normal" USB ports, I can adapt (literally) to USB-C in place of Thunderbolt and USB but Magsafe? Really? What the hell is Apple thinking? Magsafe was the perfect power connector for a laptop. No more ripping connectors out of motherboards or bending a chassis when someone trips over your power cable. I'm a big data consultant and am at customer sites nearly every day. I'm always sitting in conference rooms with a group of other people trying to keep my Mac powered up. Magsafe was perfect. USB-C? Might was well have an Android. Seriously... I HATE it. Jony Ive jumped the shark on the one.
By the way, Griffin make a "BreakSafe Magnetic USB-C Breakaway Power Cable" for about $36. It TRIES to provide MagSafe functionality, but the designers were idiots. The cable is nearly as bug around and as stiff as a pencil so it continually comes unplugged, and the USB-C connector it 1/16" too long, so all of the stress is placed on the port itself instead of being supported by the chassis. Mostly it serves to reinforce how good the original MagSafe design was. Actually the right-angle one was best. Any of the MagSafe designs was better than the BreakSafe and incredibly better than USB-C.
Then there's the Touch Bar. Let's take that in two parts, starting with TouchID. I like it a lot. Big fan. I upgraded an iPad just to get TouchID and I've very happy to have it on my laptop. Now it's disabled too often, requiring entry of a password when it shoulddn't be necessary, but I can live with that. And hey, it's a real button which requires a real keypress, as one would expect on a keyboard. Score one for the 2016 Touch Bar rMPB.
The REST of the Touch Bar is simply nonsensical. More importantly, it often make doing standard, everyday tasks on my MacBook Pro extraordinarily frustrating. The Touch Bar has two primary modes: Control Strip (expanded and not) and application mode. The really issue here is that this monstrosity does NOT perform as you would expect a keyboard to perform. Every software defined "key" is ultra-sensitive to the slightest touch. Since when has this been a desirable design goal on a keyboard?
Hey, I'm all for touch screens. I'm a long time iPhone and iPad user. In fact, even Microsoft's Surface works as you'd expect it to. The keyboard is the keyboard and the touch interface is isolated from it. Not so with Apple's Touch Bar. Take the Escape key. No, really. Take it. Please. The Escape key, like the rest of the Touch Bar is ultra-sensitive. God forbid you let your pinky finger slip above the ~ key a graze it. BANG! Your are escaped out of whatever you were doing. Like entering text in the box I'm typing in right now. Why would anyone think I want an escape key that is an ultra-sensitive hair-trigger invitation to lose my last several minutes of work? When I want to use the escape key, which is rare, I will take the extra 2 milliseconds and expend the .3 microjoules of energy it takes to press an actual key Did not one Apple designer use this thing and say "Whoa! This really sucks right here!"?
Then there's application mode. Sure it's somewhat sexy to be able to use your finger to adjust a color in the color palette. But what you are REQUIRED to get as part of the bargain is an ultra-sensitive SEND key in Mail, right up there where your pinky finger will graze it. Thereby making you look like an idiot by sending countless partially complete emails to colleagues and clients. This is a FATAL flaw which has caused me to disable Application mode completely.
Can this be fixed? Perhaps. How 'bout making keys behave at least a bit like, well, keys? Add a duel time parameter to the Touch Bar which requires a stray finger over the key for more than a nanosecond before interpreting the action as a keypress. Ideally the Touch Bar would be pressure sensitive (like the trackpad) to software defined keys actually behave like keys.
A very useful fix would be to allow ALL software defined keys including Control Strip icons like Escape to be relocated by the user. Allowing me to move Escape an inch to the right would save me a LOT of lost productivity.
Another useful fix, one that would allow me to get at least some benefit from the Touch Bar's application mode, would be to allow the user to enable to disable application mode by application. Currently it's all or nothing. The Touch Bar would e useful in Photoshop. It's a deal breaker in Mail.
There are some other issues with this machine:
I find the fancy, huge new trackpad a mixed blessing. I like the real estate, but sometimes the trackpad doesn't respond if a modified key is depressed. Control-click often take multiple tries trying to find the sweet spot to make it work. I'd rather have a dumber trackpad that actually worked.
Finally, as has been stated elsewhere by countless users, battery life SUCKS. Please give me back 1/8" of thickness in exchange for more battery volume and realistic battery life. As it is now, the 2016 Touch Bar rMBP is more like the old Mac Portable than it is a 21st century high-end laptop. Working with it... that is working with it doing real work in the real world... is a constant hunt for a power outlet while trying desperately not to touch something that will ruin my day. Seriously Apple, you can do better than this. Your function-follows-form design mandate has gone too far. Every Mac I've ever had was a serious productivity enhancer. This thing is a productivity KILLER.
Every day using this MacBook Pro is a constant battle of trying to keep the machine from ruining my productivity. This is the first Mac laptop in 26 years I've felt that way about. In the past five years, we've all heard criticism from people claiming that "Apple has lost it's way since Steve Jobs passed." I like Tim Cook and I've always been admirer of Jony Ive's work, so I've always argued against that claim. But if this MacBook Pro is any example, I may be forced to come to the same conclusion. I think it's likely that morons have taken over the design team and have poor Jony locked in a closet somewhere.
Someone needs to put up signs at the new Apple spaceship campus. "THINNER is NOT always better. USEABLE is better."
Did I say I HATE this Mac?
[doublepost=1488235549][/doublepost]Did I say I HATE this Mac? Yeah, probably.
[doublepost=1488235606][/doublepost]Hate it, hate it, hate it. HATE it. Just sayin'.