Jobs: PowerPC is far superior to Intel chips
Fans: Yeah, intel is garbage. Megahertz means nothing. Intel chips are just cheap crap. etc.
Jobs: Apple is switching to Intel, because Intel is now great
Fans: Yeah, powerPC is dated, PowerPC just can't keep up, You PowerPC users need to upgrade to faster, better chips, etc
Jobs: Mac OS 9 is superior to Windows
Fans: Yeah, it should be called windblows, Windows sucks, Mac OS 9 is way better...
Jobs, We're switching to OS X
Fans: Yes, OS X is way better. Far superior to OS 9. Windows sucks even more
Jobs: Video on portable devices is dumb
Fans: Yeah, who wants to watch a movie on a tiny screen, hard drive space is way too small for movies, <other company's> portable devices with video are stupid, etc
Jobs: Introducing iPod with video
Fans: I got to get one today, credit card is ready, video on an iPod screen is great, how nice it will be to watch movies when I'm traveling, etc
Jobs: Blu Ray is a big bag of hurt
Fans: Yeah, who needs blu ray? You can't see the benefits of HD on a computer screen anyway. I have a blu ray player hooked up to my TV- why do I need one for my computer?, etc
Jobs: (we're still waiting for even a BTO option when everyone else pretty much has blu ray drives for several years now; massive cheap portable optical storage would be very nice)
Jobs: HD on

TV is here
Fans: no one can see the difference of 720p vs. 1080p, bandwith for 1080p movies is too great, storage of 1080p content is too great
Jobs: (we're still waiting for a new version of

TV with a 1080p chipset but as soon as he rolls out the 1080p

TV) 1080p is soooo much better than 720p, wow 1080p blows my mind, how could I ever have been happy with 720p? etc
Jobs: Flash is a buggy, power hog
Fans: Who needs Flash? Flash is responsible for all the bad on the Internet. Every time my computer crashes, it's Flash that caused it. I had bad indigestion today and I know it was related to Flash. My dog died and Flash killed it.
Jobs: Today, I'm announcing that Apple just bought Adobe... Introducing Apple iFlash.
Fans: iFlash is unbelievably great. Wow- iFlash is fantastic. How did I ever use my iPad without iFlash? This is a complete game changer. Etc.
Jobs: your spouse is ugly
Fans: you know-my spouse is ugly. I just never knew such ugliness before. she or he is the ugliest thing on earth. Why can't Microsoft innovate such honest views of my spouse? etc
Jobs: Introducing the iPoop, the best poop ever
Fans: that is the best poop I've ever seen. Why can't HP develop poop as good as that poop? my credit card is ready to buy that poop as soon as the store comes back up! That poop is definitely snappier. Dell's poop just can't even compare.

(sorry on those last ones; I got a little carried away.)