Man, I remember when Apple would just release an iPhone every three or four years. Boy, was that an event! We'd all huddle around our radios by the fireside, and listen to Steve Jobs' voice crackling over the wireless, and--
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No?
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Oh. But certainly I remember those halcyon days when Apple would release an iPhone every three MONTHS, because there was so much to put into the new phones that they just couldn't churn out the upgrades fast enough! We would get into the surrey and ride into town to get on li--
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What? Well what was I thinking of, then? Are you SURE?
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OK...then...I remember when... *glances off stage* ...when they would release an iPhone ONCE a year... *glances off stage, silence* ...and the first day it was available we would order it online... *glances off stage, silence* ...and it would arrive the very next da--
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