Tim Cook enters the stage.
"Our users have made it clear that they want more repairable and upgradeable computers. We've listened to you. Let me introduce the new Mac lineup, redesigned from the ground up. First, here's the MacBook Pro. Only slightly thicker, when you remove the back cover secured by standard screws, you find a user replaceable battery, RAM and SSD. Under the battery, a replaceable trackpad, and under the motherboard, a keyboard held in by traditional screws. We recognize the importance of repairability for the environment and for product longevity."
Crowd cheers, CNN announces breaking news as Apple finally stops behaving like total ***holes.
Johny Ive appears on a white background.
"The Mac has always been about simplicity. Over the years, we've added more and more functionality, in increasingly thin devices, at the cost of serviceability. The new Mac lineup is all about returning to what Apple is about. So much so, that every Mac now comes with a set of screwdrivers so you can replace the battery and the SSD yourself. We are proud to announce that the new Mac lineup is entirely adhesive-free."
Of course this isn't going to happen. But this would be the right thing to do. If they don't change, eventually things will go wrong. People will realize that their devices aren't durable and that repair prices are ridiculous and unjustified. It's up to Apple whether they want to wait for that to happen and become the villain (if it isn't too late), or if they want to be the good guys again.
I feel that Apple is abusing their position, in which people who loyally use their "Apple ecosystem" and who can't imagine ever returning to Windows are being exploited and punished for their loyalty. If you want to keep using macOS (which is really what it's all about), then you can choose from 3 options: an all-glue MacBook Pro, an all-glue iMac or an underpowered Mac Mini. The Mac Pro is a failure and so is the MacBook, and the MacBook Air is outdated, so let's just forget about those. All your other options are Windows. Most Mac users would rather use a glued-together piece of junk than a repairable PC, simply because they've experienced how well an operating system can work, and going back seems like torture. But why does this mean that the hardware needs to be disposable?