I hope it's not real
Alright, I know it's not real. I imagine that one or two people in this forum have purchased some Apple hardware since the neo-Jobs era began. Ever notice that your actual product takes a little digging to get to? I mean, there is that extended feeling of anxiety... there is a building up of energy. When you open your ipod box, does the unit sit right on top, slightly hidden by the software CD? No. you slide the inner box out of the outer box, fold the inner box in half, instinctively open the wrong door to uncover software and accessories, and then finally open the remaining door to find the iPod, seemingly suspended in its own awe. Likewise, powerbooks and iBooks don't just sit at the top of the box on some styrofoam. Not even the software does! There is that little cardboard insert that folds along the edge and slides into the foam. Under that is the software, but you aren't getting to the computer without taking the foam blocks apart, after you have unwrapped all of the boring upper presents.
No one that knows Apple products could possibly think this is real, so for all you Dell-owning future Apple fans, listen up: You better hope this thing ain't real! Not because there is no keyboard, or that the box doesn't Welcome you upon opening it, or that the unit oriented on it's side (which people are bound to do, even if it isn't supposed to do it), with the logo up, will sit the whole thing down on top of the optical drive. No. There is a better reason. After you throw your hard-earned $500 at Apple for one of these, after you sit and wait impatiently for a month or so, after Apple sends you some emails to the tune of 'it ain't coming any time soon', and after you miss the FedEx guy by a few minutes two days in a row, you will open the box and find a cracked unit.
There is no way in hell that they are shipping these things flush with the top of the box, with no protection from damage besides a friggin twenty-page owners manual.
And either that guy's got some real small hands, or this thing's got a friggin huge optical drive.