Yeah, that *must* be it.
They're all brainwashed. There's cheaper options out there, but they've chosen the Apple way, and they keep doing it for some mysterious, inexplicable reason. They've just got to be crazy.
It isn't because Apple's nailed the principles and practice of effective retail. No, that can't be it. It's because they're being controlled.
LOL that's ****in gold, man. Just gold.
All you're doing is supporting my point, you know.