You’re spot on! And
@PDXDP, I came across this article that explores whether the liquid detection error might trigger accidentally when the port isn’t wet at all:
Your iPhone XS or later can warn you if there's liquid in the Lightning port.
support.apple.com
It seems like you might need a second opinion from another Apple-authorised service provider or AppleCare, and you could ask for a replacement USB-C port. Sometimes, they can be faulty. I get it, even though we’re not in the Lightning accessories business, USB-C third-party cables (even name brand ones) might not be the best choice for everyone. But if you’ve tried so many Apple cables that came with iPads, other iPhones, or Macs, it’s probably best to get a diagnostic done, tell them the port might be defective, and get an in-warranty repair. It looks like if you’re in the EU, they have laws about AppleCare and Apple Store-supported repairs.