I suppose you're not a very tech aware user when it comes to Apple or have not matured enough as tech user.
I agree on your conclusion on the Pros of Android, but there's also a lot of Pros of iOS/iPad that you're missing.
I am still using an Android phone since last year (want bigger screen but don't particularly like design of iPhone 6, rather save money for 6S or maybe 7) but I ditched Android Tablet for iPad Air for a lot of reasons, two of them being software update and tablet apps quality.
On your argument about Mac, I like the way Gruber put it:
"The central conceit of the iPad is that it’s a portable computer that does less — and because it does less, what it does do, it does better, more simply, and more elegantly." (Compared to a Mac or PC in General).
Well, been using and building PC's since the mid 80's... Back in the days of you having to set up a motherboard with jumpers and dip switches, and overclocking required voltage mods and jumping pins on the CPU, etc... Was an iPhone user for years, but got tired of dropped calls and limitations so switched to Android. Been rooting, using ROMs and all sorts of fun stuff for years, so I would notsay that I am not tech savvy. I have probably forgotten more about building and modding PC's than the average person today ever learns.
That aside, I did notice that as far ahead as Android is with phones, their tablets are not as mature. Which is why I just dropped $1100 on a pair of iPad Air 2's for my fiance and I, instead of going Android. I do have a Windows tab as well though.
As I sit here in my office in front of a high end gaming PC, a Windows laptop, two Linux laptops, a Nexus 6 and the iPad Air 2, I think I have a fairly good sampling of the different platforms available today, and have had ample chance to compare and contrast them.
The problem with your quote about the elegance of a simple unit, I don't 100% agree with that. It's not about it being better. It's about Apple wanting to sell you multiple devices. They don't want you to have one device that does it all, when they can instead segment their products and have you purchase all 3... They want you to have an iPhone, an iPad and the Macbook... If the iPad did everything that the Macbook did, at half the price, there would be no reason to buy a Macbook.
So I see that quote as maybe true in some areas, but mostly it is spin...
It's why they only put minimal amounts of RAM in their devices, so that they can more easily sunset that device and force you to upgrade to get a new feature that your current device should be perfectly able to handle.
You telling me that the iPad Air, that was touted last year as being so powerful and fast... Can't manage to handle running email and a spreadsheet at the same time? Really?
So what are the real pros of iOS? That you can't set a default app yourself? That if you click a link it HAS to open in Safari, and so if you want to open it in Chrome you have to copy and paste between apps? Same for Apple Maps versus Google Maps?
That's a pro? In their quest to make iOS idiot proof and geared towards people like my mom, they actually hurt ease of use...
I see plenty of threads about bugs and releases that don't work that well and break things or hurt performance. Is that a pro?
What is a pro is the quality of the hardware, despite the intentional limitations... What is great is the customer service, and some other things.
I obviously see pros, by virtue of me spending money on these products... But the point I was making was in response to a good point someone made, that it often seems like Apple fans don't understand the benefits of things, and the truth is that they don't...
I mean, remember the early iPhone where you couldn't copy and paste between apps? Could not attach a pic to a text? Simple basic stuff that everyone else got, but Apple fans at the time were like, "Why would you want or need to do that?"...
Then a year later Apple puts those functions into a new version, and those same Apple fans were like, "Check out all this cool new stuff!" while people on other platforms that got that stuff 2 years prior just chuckled...