Anti-iPad crowd is great for lulz!
Prior to launch: "Apple will sell none of these things, biggest flop ever."
Praise from tech reviewers prior to release: "Well of course they'll give them a good review. Who wants to make jobs angry?"
Sellout of initial launch units, no more preorders: " Pft probably just Apple trying to generate hype".
Initial sales numbers are released (of only wifi ipad mind you): "Yawn whatever. That was only mac fanbois and zelots. Lets see how the numbers stack up over time" (secretly:

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Reports of issues on iPad (analogous to a peice of meat thrown to hungry wolves/bears/something dangerous): look see we told you this thing sux!
And then what really blows my mind is that in the same breath these same people say: "Thanks for testing it for me so I can have a better rev 2 iPad"

which is apparently the 2nd revision of the worst device in history.
Thanks guys ya'll are awesome.