What a complete sad little freak.
The UKs premium aesthete and national treasure. An intellect and wit beyond reproach.
Was the owner of one of the first 2 macs in the UK - the other was his friend Douglas Adams.
The voice of the the hitchikers guide book and Burton's cheshire cat, not to mention protector of Evie in V.
Voted the best dinner guest and person you would most like to be stuck in a lift with.
In short - a gentleman and a scholar.
It is also the biggest damn shame that the iPad doesn't have a cover, upon which is printed in large, friendly letters the words, DON'T PANIC.
Hidebound flip covers are being embossed in goldleaf across the far east as we speak .....