Shipment 1
Delivers: Fri, Sep 20 by Standard Delivery
iPhone 11 Pro Max 64GB Space Gray
•THE FEDEX PLANE THAT IS SUPPOSED TO CARRY MY PHONE IN 5 DAYS IS BEHIND ON ITS CURRENT ROUTE BY 2 MINUTES. SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
•MY ORDER DOESN'T SHOW AS SHIPPED YET SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
•MY DEBIT/CREDIT CAR PAYMENT ISN'T 100% CLEARED YET SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
•WHAT EXACT MINUTE AND SECOND WILL FEDEX SHOW UP AT MY HOUSE AND IF THEY AREN'T THERE AT 8AM SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
•WHAT IF I HAVE TO TAKE A PISS AND MISS THE DELIVERY OH MY GOD I AM WORRIED AND WONT SLEEP UNTIL I HAVE THIS PHONE IN MY HAND!!!
•I HAVE TO HAVE THIS AT 8AM ON THE 20TH OR I AM GOING TO CALL APPLE AND FEDEX TO COMPLAIN DEMANDING COMPENSATION OR A FULL REFUND AND THEN FILE AN ILLEGAL FRAUD CLAIM ON MY CREDIT CARD. IF I DON'T HAVE IMMEDIATE GRATIFICATION BECAUSE I AM JOHN SMITH AND I DESERVE WHAT I WANT WHEN I WANT THEN I WILL RIOT AND THEY WILL HAVE TO GIVE ME THE PHONE FOR FREE. MUST HAVE IT AT 8AM IN MY HAND OR ELSE!
•I'M NOT WORRIED SHOULD I BE WORRIED?
I must be having premonitions about posts to expect over the next 10 days. Does anyone else have any favorite panic (why don't they just just calm the heck down, its just a phone and will get there when it gets there it isn't armageddon) posts?