Boy, you're full of unjustified assumptions, aren't you?
I bought my phone in 2018, they were still selling that model, and since I bought a house on the same day, I know exactly how long I've had it. When it was made is not the issue, and I'm making the point that an old phone or computer is useless once the available system is no longer upgraded and Subsequently, Apps no longer run on it.
I bought the 128GB model, which at the time, seemed a fairly generous amount of storage, and it has served me well, but I understand it's time to move on, but I'm certainly not "bitter" about it. I had waited for the 16, and found it inadequate, so now I'll use the 16e in the interim, till the 17 comes out
So exactly what you're taking offense to is a little puzzling, but since you're so easily offended, I'll edit my statement again:
"In 8 years all cell phones are worthless junk, system upgrades will render them next to useless."
And, for the record I have a 2012 MacPro running Sequoia, so there are some things Apple makes that last far longer than Apple intended them to.