You need to take a chill pill and relax. If you stop and use your brain for a second, you'd realize that the servers got slammed when all the iPhones were delivered. If you give it a few minutes to an hour like those of us who are rational adults did...you'll get your precious phone activated and you can sass back and forth with Siri all night long...
Thanks for your vote of confidence MovieCutter. It has now been 12 hours and I still cannot activate my phone, and AT&T insists that Apple is to blame, and I need to see Apple to have the SIM card issue addressed.