Clearly there aren't TONS of people like you since they just sold more iPhones than ever before during a launch.
Did you survey 3 people and when they all said "Meh" you assumed this meant everyone felt that way?
Well, at an average of 12 people per "ton" in the US – his statement could be correct. There could be 24, 36, or even 48 people worldwide who agree with him.
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Interesting to see combined stats. I called this merge of statistics in a post I made before these stats were announced. It was obvious. Theoretically they should have record profits too. Larger margins on the 5c alongside restricted access to the 5s, should push profits way up.