I don't wanna sound like a hipster, but seriously why 5.5, who in the damn world has hands that big and can still use their phone with 1 hand. What happened to small and comfortable to use after taking it out of your pocket?
One-handed use is a hard-driven marketing bullet Apple spun to justify why people should buy their 3.5" and then 4" phones rather than being seduced by the bigger-screened Androids. Apple even poked fun at those bigger screens beyond "one handed use". Now Apple is going to those bigger screens and are likely to just drop that bullet from the spin, replacing it with other bullets in support of the new, bigger-screen iPhones they want to sell now.
This is for giant sized men who can palm grip a basketball and for women who carry large purses and annoy you at concerts by filming them with a huge screen that is above their head but right in your face.
Or millions and millions of people of all shapes & sizes that bought bigger-screen Android phones in spite of having to miss out on iOS.
Or for small tablet owners who would like a smaller phablet that can double as a phone when they occasionally need to take or make a call. There's likely millions of those people too (including me).
You two are seeing these as huge because you are accustomed to iPhones. Android people have long been seeing phones with screens bigger than 6". To some of them, 5.5" may seem small and 4.7" may seem "too small". It's all perspective.
There might be, but the current 3.5"market is majorly low-end smartphones and semi-dumbphones where a very tiny profit (if at all) of the profit for producers is generated.
Exactly. If Apple believed there was great profit to be had at 4" or 3.5", they wouldn't be moving on to bigger screens. Even Apple recognizes that those wells are pretty well tapped and the profit is now at more popular sizes above 4" and above 5". If Apple is wrong about that, the <4"-or-bust crowd (is there really such a thing?) won't buy either new model and Apple will realize their mistake and quickly assemble and launch a smaller iPhone at 4". But I'd bet very large that THAT won't happen. "We" will cease the passion for a 4" screen as soon as Apple officially endorses a 4.7" screen, and the "one handed use" and "need bigger pants pockets" arguments will quickly dissipate right after launch.
If the phone was 1mm thicker that wouldn't be noticeable, would let it rest absolutely flat which is useful at times, would prevent any rocking whilst typing ona flat surface, and you'd probably get an extra 10-20% battery life. Whats "incredibly stupid" about that ?
Nothing. IMO, that's how it should have been done. This crowd will call anything "stupid" that doesn't align with where Apple is or is likely to be going. Right now we're in an in-between state where what's for sale from Apple right now can't be put down because it is the officially endorsed products from Apple now. But as soon as Apple officially shifts to deeming 4.7" and 5.5" as the new iPhones, the collective sentiment will quickly shift and it shouldn't be long until "we" are referring to 4" and less as "puny screens", "outdated", "how did we ever get by with…" and so on.
Relative to the "thinner" decision, everyone knows Apple is preoccupied with "thinner" so everyone expects thinner. Though no one will gripe about the 5s being too thick (or even the 5 or 4 before it), "we" know "thinner" is coming anyway so any arguments against "thinner" are automatically stupid, "99% want thinner" and "get a case".
Forget logic or even utility. Apple is going there and Apple is never wrong. In this just-before-launch period, that rule may seem like it's in jeopardy with gripes flying about various parts & pieces of rumored phones, but the troops will mostly unify as soon as these rumors are converted to reality by Apple at the launch.
Surely they could use a 2.5mm port and bundle an adapter?
No, Apple seems to be increasingly seduced by the Sony model of proprietary anything. Why mess with a 2.5mm port when they can spin a lightning connector and get all that licensing money? I doubt they get anything if they used 2.5mm or stuck with 3.5mm. But lightning headphones and lighting adapters will have lucrative licensing fees associated with every single one of them.