Just wanted to vent my frustrations - I've been going through the same issue ever since I got mine on Wednesday. Had the FedEx driver right in front of me when I opened it outside AFTER signing for it (a mistake I think none of us victims will ever make again), and when he saw what I saw, he told me there was nothing that he could do and that I had to call 1-800-GO-FEDEX. Annoying, and I'm not going to accuse the guy of doing it because it literally could've been anyone along the line, but I didn't think much of it.
Ever since then, I've been bouncing back and forth with Apple and FedEx, trying to get some sort of resolution. FedEx told me they'd get back to me within 5-7 days, and when I asked them if I could possibly get the name of the driver, they said they couldn't give me any assistance with that at the time.
When I called Apple, they claimed they'd place a trace on it and get back to me within 24 hours. After waiting a solid 36, I called them this morning, and they offered to help me out and take care of everything. A few hours later, I got an e-mail telling me that my iPhone 4 was placed for return and set to go - I found this sort of strange since I was asked to send them my phone back for a refund...despite the fact that I don't have the phone. I called them again to try and sort it out, and after an hour and a half of bouncing around between agents left and right, I was told I could finally get a replacement...to be shipped out on JULY 20TH. JULY. A MONTH after I was due the shipment. I asked them if I could possibly have something expedited for me since it seems that nearly everyone else with this issue has had some special circumstances taken, but alas, they couldn't do anything for me. I'm tempted to call back in again, but I need to take a little bit of a break from the 2+ hours I've spent talking to Apple (I can only listen to the same Kanye West songs on hold so many times).
Mind you, best part? I've emailed the old
sjobs@apple.com account a few times about this, updating every time there's a new twist or turn...nothing. Not saying I deserve a response or that I'm a special situation, but it's funny that a long time customer that's purchased MANY products from Apple gets nothing while people asking why they have to hold their phone a certain way can get something, even if just a smartass remark.
Incredibly frustrated,
iPhone 4 Non-Owner