Hold on, I see a small issue with this post, let me correct it for you:
Answer A - Conservative - You blame your computer's failure on terrorists and launch a war with a coilition of the willing based on a handful of unsubstantiated intelligence reports from the CIA stating that the terrorist might have computer breaking WMDs in the backs of vans.
And if you don't support the war against the computer breaking terroritsts, then you are unpatriotic. Then, in order to help the new war on computer breaking terrorists, you decide its a good idea to lower taxes in favor of the upper class thereby screwing the rest of the nation.
In the meantime, you stand on a boat saying that we have won the war against the computer breakers, but we really didn't because a group of computer breaking insurgents are now attacking the supposed computer breaking terrorist nation.
Then you out a couple of CIA agents, screw the environment, try and privatize social security, and sell off national forest lands to your old logging buddies.
All in the name of freedom and justice and patriotism. And if you don't agree (or if you're gay, an athiest, or a democrat), then you're a computer breaking terrorist.
There, thats a bit better
Oh wait, were't we supposed to be talking about Apple?