Newest update. I just got off the phone with my Executive CS rep., whom I had earlier in the day, shipped my newest bad iPhone to. She confirmed that shipment and is overnighting me a new phone to be here either tomorrow or Wednesday.
When, out of curiosity, I asked what would happen if the newest phone had a bad screen, she said with extreme emphasis that she was shipping a "brand new phone". I kind of laughed and almost started to explain that the one I just sent her was also a brand new, week 39 phone, but she continued by saying that we'll cross that bridge when we get there. Indeed we will, I let it go and have crossed my fingers.
I must admit that I don't think I'm being believed here. Maybe it's just the way Apple has decided to treat me thus far, but I highly doubt they're going to really examine my old phone. Instead, I almost feel like they're just placating me with another new phone. Sorry guys, but phone #5 here will be held to an extreme standard.
I've been treated like a criminal by Apple, I've been slandered against by an uneducated Apple Store Manager who didn't even know standard policy, and I'm still not even sure Apple believes my problem. All of this for a $400 phone which may or may not ever have a decent screen. Last chance. Tomorrow marks the two week anniversary of my receiving my first bad iPhone. Two weeks of dealing with this issue and Apples employees.