How could Apple leave out these OBVIOUS features?
The more I think about it the more frustrated I become!


How could Apple overlook including the following ten features!!!?!??! I am willing to bet ANYONE, ANYTHING, that if apple included the following features in the iPad they would sell millions more iPads
1. A camera. And not a cruddy one! If I am going to carry around a 10" camera it had better be compatible with all of Nikon's lenses! In fact, I want it to have two cameras; front and back... with HD video capabilities of course!
2. Multitasking. I have to be able to take a picture while I am watching youtube, checking my email, and writing a paper.
3. A stylus. If it doesn't allow me to sign my name, paint a Rembrandt, and poke ultra-tiny icons then I don't want it! It better be better than a Wacom too!
4. Accessory ports. USB, SD cards, Firewire, headphone, and a BlueRay disc slot. What's the point of having an iPad if I can't connect my accessories?
5. 3Ghz Processor. I am not an unrealistic person... I realize that all of these features will require a fast processor. Obviously a faster processor is crucial.
6. At least 1 TB of memory. I mean come on! Who has less than 20,000 songs that they listen to on a regular basis? And we aren't even talking photos!
7. Full feature applications. Photoshop, Final Cut Studio, Microsoft Office, and AutoCad should come standard. Plus it should be an option to run a full version of OSX if I want to. (And if Apple is really feeling generous they should give us bootcamp!!!)
8. Flash Support. Hey, If I am paying you $499 I should be able to play "Butterfly Flapper" if I want to!!! (lol... I bet you there is a flash game called butterfly flapper

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9. A black and white screen like the Kindle AND back-lit color LED. Hey, Apple is supposed to be a LEADER in innovation! I am sure this is possible!
10. Free Cellular Internet Access. If Apple would just switch to Verizon all of our wireless internet problems would be solved!
I mean come on Apple! Can any of you argue that these updates wouldn't make the iPad better? If
I can think of these feature in just a couple minutes what is wrong with you?!?